8 definitions by The Zad
a chick who you talk to online and try to get with her, but doesn't respond to you for a long time because she is talking to another guy at the same time
SIGNS:
1. Repeated monosyllabic responses such as "yeah" "no" "yeah" "dunno"
2. Very long intervals between when you send an IM and she answers
3. Her answer times become considerably longer when another guy who you see hanging out with her signs on
4. Responses like "oh sorry", meaning she was not really waiting for you to send an IM and totally forgot about you and your conversation
SIGNS:
1. Repeated monosyllabic responses such as "yeah" "no" "yeah" "dunno"
2. Very long intervals between when you send an IM and she answers
3. Her answer times become considerably longer when another guy who you see hanging out with her signs on
4. Responses like "oh sorry", meaning she was not really waiting for you to send an IM and totally forgot about you and your conversation
The Zad: Hey you there?
(5 minutes later)
AIMSlut: Oh sorry.
AIMSlut: Hi.
The Zad: How are you?
(5 minutes later)
AIMSlut: Good.
*AIMcockblocker has just signed on.*
The Zad: How was your day?
(10 minutes later)
AIMSlut: Good.
(5 minutes later)
AIMSlut: Oh sorry.
AIMSlut: Hi.
The Zad: How are you?
(5 minutes later)
AIMSlut: Good.
*AIMcockblocker has just signed on.*
The Zad: How was your day?
(10 minutes later)
AIMSlut: Good.
by The Zad December 2, 2004
I really have to go jeesh right now as I am writing this and it says I need 20 letters so here you go.
by The Zad November 27, 2004
Remember the first scene of Star Wars: A New Hope? That Star Destroyer was ginormous, cajunga...hunormous even!
by The Zad December 2, 2004
Vemo: I'm gonna wear tight women's pants and sit in dark corners, alone, sipping my soy-milk latte
The Zad: You're so vemo...
The Zad: You're so vemo...
by The Zad November 6, 2007
"These muthafuckas look at me like I'm a slanger
Making threats to family dawg I'm in danger..."
-From "G-Code" by Geto Boys
Making threats to family dawg I'm in danger..."
-From "G-Code" by Geto Boys
by The Zad June 10, 2005
the Persian word for a silent, extremely pungent smelling fart; can be used as a verb
To pronounce it correctly, think of the word "most." Keeping all the sounds the same, change the M to a CH and drop the T. Also in past tense form (such as "chosed," the S does not turn into a Z, is keeps the same sound)
To pronounce it correctly, think of the word "most." Keeping all the sounds the same, change the M to a CH and drop the T. Also in past tense form (such as "chosed," the S does not turn into a Z, is keeps the same sound)
I let out the nastiest chos in the car and my mom nearly suffocated.
WHO CHOSED???
He is the chosmaster supreme, fo' sho'.
WHO CHOSED???
He is the chosmaster supreme, fo' sho'.
by The Zad November 27, 2004