1+1=3

One plus One can equal Three without protection.
Who says math doesn't apply to real life?
by The Ugly One February 28, 2004
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knock up

To get someone (usually a female) pregnant.
Danny: "I guess I should've used a condom last week..."
Mike: "Dude you can't go around friggin' knocking up ten-year olds!"
Danny: "There's no statutory rape law in Maine."
by The Ugly One January 29, 2004
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SUV

The American Vehicle of Choice. Pollutes, drinks gas like camels drink water, and carries ten thousand more people than you could ever need to fit in a car at once, ever.

Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like.

Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).
Now the road may have congestion,
But, hey, I'll get there alive.
So don't pester me with questions
Like "What would GANDHI drive??"

~God Bless My SUV, Capital Steps
by The Ugly One March 22, 2004
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predestination

The theory held by some religious beliefs that God decided at your birth whether you will go to Heaven or Hell and you have no control over it.
If you believe in predestination that means you don't have to have morals or inhibitions.
by The Ugly One February 28, 2004
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gith

Gith is another word for "right," as in "correct." It replaced these words mainly because it is easier to type. May have originated from a typo the same way as common words such as teh or pwn.
JohnTheManNinja: ya steve, maybe ur gith afterall.
SteveO: well I am teh cool, jeez bro.
by The Ugly One July 05, 2004
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deicide

1: To destroy a God or diety

2: To destroy me
1: When the Pope and the Antipope meet

2: (That's impossible, by the way)
by The Ugly One April 25, 2004
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vegetate

To chill, sit, or lie around with the intention of stimulating the brain as little as possible.

Also Veggin' or Veggin' out
Carl: "Dude what's 2+2?"
Jake: "Hell, I dunno, I'm veggin.'"
by The Ugly One November 20, 2003
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