The Ugly One's definitions

the royal we

1. A way of saying "I" when you feel like sounding schitzophrenic.

2. A way of saying "you" in a degrading and overbearing manner.

1. "So, we were riding our bike to school today when we ran into this old bum and this cop pulled us over, but we told the cop we were going to be late for school so let let us go."
"Dude. there's only one of you."
"We know."

2. "Hmm... we seem to have left the door unlocked again, haven't we?" <WHACK!> "Maybe that'll teach us a lesson, hmm?"

by The Ugly One February 26, 2004

pious

Excessively devoted esp. to a specific cause, commonly the church.

Roughly equivalent to devout or zealous.

The priest was so pious he wouldn't stop raping the 8-year-old for anything.

by The Ugly One February 27, 2004

governator

A ruthless killing machine intent on destroying Gray Davis and becoming Governor of California. The name develops from a combination of "Terminator" (what he did to Mr Davis) and Governor (what he is now).

"As your governor, I am 100% against gun control! Are there any objections?!"
"Um... er... I'm pro-gun control..."
"YOU WILL BE GOVERNATED!!!!" <shoots wildly in all directions with a pair of massive guns> "AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

by The Ugly One December 13, 2003

we should do something sometime

1. Let's do it.

2. What a girl says when you've freaked her out and she just wants to get out of your sight.

1. ...and let's do it now.

2. <backs away slowly> "So I hear you're into sheep... That's... cool... We should do something... sometime... I guess... Well, bye!" <runs>

by The Ugly One April 24, 2004

upgrade

n. something that raises its subject to a higher level of potency, an artificial adaptation.

v. to make something more powerful or significant

L3K gets a new upgrade every day; she acquired teleportation a couple weeks ago for instance.

by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

call me

Let's do it.

What my mom said at the PTA meeting

by The Ugly One April 24, 2004

knock up

To get someone (usually a female) pregnant.

Danny: "I guess I should've used a condom last week..."
Mike: "Dude you can't go around friggin' knocking up ten-year olds!"
Danny: "There's no statutory rape law in Maine."

by The Ugly One January 28, 2004