The Ugly One's definitions

the royal we

1. A way of saying "I" when you feel like sounding schitzophrenic.

2. A way of saying "you" in a degrading and overbearing manner.

1. "So, we were riding our bike to school today when we ran into this old bum and this cop pulled us over, but we told the cop we were going to be late for school so let let us go."
"Dude. there's only one of you."
"We know."

2. "Hmm... we seem to have left the door unlocked again, haven't we?" <WHACK!> "Maybe that'll teach us a lesson, hmm?"

by The Ugly One February 26, 2004

Latin

The language of the dead.

Pie Jesu domini. Dona eis requiem.

Lux Aeternam.

Cum sanctus tuis in aeternam. Qui a pius et.

Agnus dei. Qui tolis pecatta mundi. Dona eis requiem.

by The Ugly One December 1, 2003

SUV

The American Vehicle of Choice. Pollutes, drinks gas like camels drink water, and carries ten thousand more people than you could ever need to fit in a car at once, ever.

Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like.

Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).

Now the road may have congestion,
But, hey, I'll get there alive.
So don't pester me with questions
Like "What would GANDHI drive??"

~God Bless My SUV, Capital Steps

by The Ugly One March 21, 2004

deicide

1: To destroy a God or diety

2: To destroy me

1: When the Pope and the Antipope meet

2: (That's impossible, by the way)

by The Ugly One April 24, 2004

zoff

verb: To Zoff. Evolved from saying 'piss off' too quickly. 'Zoff' became an insult. Then Zoff was made a verb. (See zoffing chair).

Kristen got zoffed.

by The Ugly One January 26, 2004

upgrade

n. something that raises its subject to a higher level of potency, an artificial adaptation.

v. to make something more powerful or significant

L3K gets a new upgrade every day; she acquired teleportation a couple weeks ago for instance.

by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

High

trippin'
trashed
wasted
fried
baked (clam-baked, though that's more specific)
slammed
weasel-faced
drugged
cranked
reamed
fuguing
lobotomized

When stuff is flying around that shouldn't be flying around and everything is wierd colors.

by The Ugly One December 16, 2003