The Ugly One's definitions

SUV

The American Vehicle of Choice. Pollutes, drinks gas like camels drink water, and carries ten thousand more people than you could ever need to fit in a car at once, ever.

Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like.

Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).

Now the road may have congestion,
But, hey, I'll get there alive.
So don't pester me with questions
Like "What would GANDHI drive??"

~God Bless My SUV, Capital Steps

by The Ugly One March 21, 2004

predestination

The theory held by some religious beliefs that God decided at your birth whether you will go to Heaven or Hell and you have no control over it.

If you believe in predestination that means you don't have to have morals or inhibitions.

by The Ugly One February 28, 2004

deicide

1: To destroy a God or diety

2: To destroy me

1: When the Pope and the Antipope meet

2: (That's impossible, by the way)

by The Ugly One April 24, 2004

zoff

verb: To Zoff. Evolved from saying 'piss off' too quickly. 'Zoff' became an insult. Then Zoff was made a verb. (See zoffing chair).

Kristen got zoffed.

by The Ugly One January 26, 2004

upgrade

n. something that raises its subject to a higher level of potency, an artificial adaptation.

v. to make something more powerful or significant

L3K gets a new upgrade every day; she acquired teleportation a couple weeks ago for instance.

by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

call me

Let's do it.

What my mom said at the PTA meeting

by The Ugly One April 24, 2004

gith

Gith is another word for "right," as in "correct." It replaced these words mainly because it is easier to type. May have originated from a typo the same way as common words such as teh or pwn.

JohnTheManNinja: ya steve, maybe ur gith afterall.
SteveO: well I am teh cool, jeez bro.

by The Ugly One July 5, 2004