The Ugly One's definitions

gith

Gith is another word for "right," as in "correct." It replaced these words mainly because it is easier to type. May have originated from a typo the same way as common words such as teh or pwn.

JohnTheManNinja: ya steve, maybe ur gith afterall.
SteveO: well I am teh cool, jeez bro.

by The Ugly One July 5, 2004

omnicide

the destruction of all life.

What will happen if George W. Bush is re-elected.

by The Ugly One April 24, 2004

deicide

1: To destroy a God or diety

2: To destroy me

1: When the Pope and the Antipope meet

2: (That's impossible, by the way)

by The Ugly One April 24, 2004

call me

Let's do it.

What my mom said at the PTA meeting

by The Ugly One April 24, 2004

we should do something sometime

1. Let's do it.

2. What a girl says when you've freaked her out and she just wants to get out of your sight.

1. ...and let's do it now.

2. <backs away slowly> "So I hear you're into sheep... That's... cool... We should do something... sometime... I guess... Well, bye!" <runs>

by The Ugly One April 24, 2004

SUV

The American Vehicle of Choice. Pollutes, drinks gas like camels drink water, and carries ten thousand more people than you could ever need to fit in a car at once, ever.

Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like.

Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).

Now the road may have congestion,
But, hey, I'll get there alive.
So don't pester me with questions
Like "What would GANDHI drive??"

~God Bless My SUV, Capital Steps

by The Ugly One March 21, 2004

1+1=3

One plus One can equal Three without protection.

Who says math doesn't apply to real life?

by The Ugly One February 28, 2004