2 definitions by The Thrift Shoo
When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.
by The Thrift Shoo February 14, 2018
When a malnourished male teenager tries to have sexual intercourse with a virgin and the male proceeds to insert his penis into the female's vagina, takes the female's virginity and then cries afterwards because it hurt
Guy 1) Hey! Just had sex last night. The girl had her first time with me
Guy 2) The girl told me that you did The Thrift Shop to her. Lol
Guy 1) Fuck that hoe
Guy 2) The girl told me that you did The Thrift Shop to her. Lol
Guy 1) Fuck that hoe
by The Thrift Shoo March 2, 2017