The Smarty farty 420's definitions

Zing

An ancient prophecy stating that once a vampire turns the human equivalent of 18 that they will fall in love and abandon their old family for a new life this has continued every generation since the dawn of time failing this prophecy will end all vampires.

Vladimir didn’t zing and now are race will all perish prepare for end times you have never expirienced the hell that will soon come

by The Smarty farty 420 January 14, 2022

Full dingle

(Biker slang)When you’re about to fight like you never have before

That dip was acting like a jabronie so I went full dingle on that mofo

by The Smarty farty 420 January 14, 2022

Ava

It’s your home dawg

it’s Ava the og

by The Smarty farty 420 January 14, 2022

HuffnPuff

The huffnpuff phenomenon is when a Harry Potter fan becomes so faded that they retake the house test and get a different answer

“Damn my fellow Harry Potter fan I might have had a few to many butter beers (and butter meth) I got so out of it I huffnpuffed a Slytherin on the test.”

by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022

Vibbie

It’s when you’re vibrating and some Dunder try and jack yo steez so you get all up in that mofos patois

Dawg that papa smurf said he wanted to be homies but now he’s gone and he took my vibbies with him

by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022

Genny K

Genny k is when you get so mad at someone that you start referencing obscure spongebob episodes

I cussed that jabronie out so hard, I went genny k on his ass

by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022

Redneck circus-cannon

A redneck circus-cannon is when a person stuffs worms in a garden hose and turns it on

I remember when I was young getting punished for shooting redneck circus-cannons inside the trailer

by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022