The Original Agahnim's definitions

parrot lady

A happy, active, outgoing, fun, exciting soul on the surface and a grouch that would try to walk over anybody she thought of as being in her way beneath the surface.

Patrizia Reggiani, the parrot lady, was only a happy free spirit when everyone was looking, but nobody was really watching. It's the shallow manipulators you watch though, they are the real grouches and cynics beneath the surface.

by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021

extrajudicial hanging

A hanging by someone other than the state or outside of the law.

Though they tried to make the extrajudicial hanging look like a suicide, as many people as there were that wanted that guy dead, there wasn't really anybody left to convince othere was no foul play involved, the people they would have tried to convince wanted him dead too.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Duchess

A female equivalent of a duke.

The Duchess pretended to care deeply about the guy, though really she was too narcissistic to care more about what anybody that wasn't herself was doing (unless it involved spying on somebody for money). She would tell a guy put his dukes up and a female put her her duchesses up, because she was always acting tough thinking that the world was like that, where nothing was sacred, people were here just to survive and win in her mind.

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Evil

Just like an addict isn't going to put a neon sign to let an officer know where they congregate so that they can come and arrest them (even if everybody knows already) , an evil person isn't going to wear a neon vest saying BAD PERSON COMING THROUGH WEARING BOMB ON VEST, A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL DIE BECAUSE OF ME, STAY BACK, or hide in a dark alleywayway most of the time, somewhere that would draw suspicion that couldn't be readily deferred quickly (some might be found in an alleyway, but it's not as likely as somewhere less obvious, since an evil person wouldn't benefit much from staying in an alleyway for an extended amount of time).

Most evil people prefer to make themselves look wonderful, not evil. Once people know somebody is evil, they start to lose credibility for anything they did that people thought was good or positive, even if there intentions or nature never was good any any point in their life, and the acts people thought were good were really a way to mask their true nature.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

Instigator

An argumentative person by nature that wants to turn everybody else into them by making clever abbreviations about other people online.

The instigator wasn't funny or serious, she was just somebody looking for trouble online when hiding in plain sight wasn't doing much good.

by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021

Enemy

Someone people fall in line and unite against, once they are given one by a puppet master.

The puppet master tells them they were all subserviant to the enemy, meanwhile he/she is the one pulling all their strings if any of them get out of line, like the enemy.

by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021

Silly

Without sense.

Something tells you that it wasn't the first time the girl had trouble with someone whose house she parked in front of. It was not her first time doing something silly.

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021