The Original Agahnim's definitions

Gloating

Celebrating an accomplishment.

Some people thought the football players were gloating too much after a touchdown, when really they were just happy and wanted their fans to have a good time if it wasn't already criminal.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Mighty mouse girl

An unusually powerful mouse girl, the real power behind other mice.

The Mighty Mouse Girl tried to convince them all that they were the big cheese, but really she knew who was going to get all the cheese in the end.

by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021

instigator

Someone nobody will miss.

The instigator was enticing people to get coronavirus vaccines with rewards (like donuts) to prove everyone else was as much of a sellout as her, that way she wouldn't have to be a sellout alone, she could be in it together with others. The difference between her and the ones that she did manage to trick into getting the vaccine is that some of them were actually serious about public health, and really did take it seriously (they weren't just saying they took it seriously in some public service announcement to make themselves look/sound like a serious person).

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

Find out what?

A way of saying you might be able to fuck somebody up, but you're not going to intimidate them any longer.

Find out what? Nobody is fucking around with you, and you haven't fucked anybody up yet.

by The Original Agahnim September 8, 2021

Reptilian boy girl

Something a stork leaves your family with.

It's a Reptilian boy girl, what the fuck is it? Something you're gonna have to keep standing up to before it destroys you, that's what the fuck it is.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Kodak courage

Superhuman Balls of steel that last about 2 seconds.

Kodak courage guy/girl- I'm gonna have something to show for it? Okay, I'm ready, let's show the world how much kodak courage I got, it's gonna be so believable!

Camera guy/girl- Fuck, I missed, you think you can do it again?

Kodak courage guy/girl- I'm gonna beat you down for missing and put it all over youtube, embarrass the shit out of you!

by The Original Agahnim January 10, 2022

Shifty

Someone that is an enemy of your enemy and a friend of you one day, then is an friend of your enemy and and an enemy of you the next, to get a different perspective.

He/she had been shifty long enough that it made some people think that he/she was just pretending to be their friends while looking carefully for a spot to place their dagger. Someone is simply either your friend or your enemy.

by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021