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About the softest ground you can stand on without sinking (though it can liquify during an earthquake). Mud isn't mostly intact rocks, but if it was soft, people would be in it up to their armpits. For most people, rocks and rock formations they can see on the surface are their definition of hardness.
Sand is about as soft as the ground gets, but even sand doesn't give much way without the ocean, wind, or a bulldozer/backhoe coming in to move it from where it was.
by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022
Get the Sand mug.Someone that deep down knows they are still the soft mama's girl they were as a kid, hiding from the monsters of her past. Under the hellion on the surface, the person she was never changed.
The mama's girl always imitated a tomboy as a defense mechanism, to get people around her to protect her (even the true tomboys would stand up for her and defend her, though they didn't know her well).
by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021
Get the Mama's girl mug.A pass where nobody questions somebody and assumes they are exactly who they say they are, and do exactly what they say they do.
The cultish bubbly girl had a free pass to the town for long enough. She had grown up nearby and spent enough time there that she thought nobody there still had a right to stand up to her. She had the benefit of being from a small town nearby, which almost made her seem like someone originally from the town to newcomers and outsiders (who she didn't tell she was also an outsider, they thought she was the one to ask anything about anything getting around town, the one with the streetwise image, the one that had nothing to hide), while playing the (older generation) people that really were originally from the town (usually against each other). She was actually friendly with no one, but wanted herself to look warm and friendly to everyone she was busy as the devil playing.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
Get the Free pass mug.Disappointed that his daughter was a weak, nerdy mama's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up (though even he decided he went wrong when she started to think she was the most streetwise princess to step out of the ivory tower she usually spent most of her time in since records of that kind of thing had started being kept).
by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021
Get the Karate classes mug.The media hyping Simone Biles for the Tokyo games actually hurt her more than it helped her. People were aware of what she accomplished, but the media overdid it a little, and didn't allow her much room to enter the Tokyo Olympics with humility, as she did in Rio when she was not as well known. Sometimes when you go back to where you began, you don't stay lost.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
Get the Humility mug.One thing that won't help your mental health is not taking a stand you know you have in you. It's not about being perfect or meeting someone else's expectations, you always have an enemy within to contend with no matter the adversity coming from outside of you. Good for Simone Biles.
Mental health is something people ignore as long as they are physically doing well, but if you've been through some things, it's going to come to the surface at times.
by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021
Get the Mental health mug.The girl that ends up with broken bones after getting hit in the face twice, thus redirecting a flight.
Miss glass laughed about the hundreds of people she killed on the train after getting that dude banned from the airplane for life.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
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