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Thinking that everything you do is making history or that tommorrow needs you and your agenda of change/transformation.
That dork on the National Geographic channel show thought her life was far more interesting and colorful than it actually was. Most people aren't narcissistic enough to get on TV and talk at length about their life story, especially not a false life story.
by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021
Get the Narcissistic mug.The kind of person that would try to get somebody shot in an argument over a garden hose (on the surface) for standing up to them.
The crybully was unhilarious for a natural comedian, there's nothing worse than a clown that doesn't know that he/she isn't funny (or a clown for that matter, since that's kind of like a clown that lost all of his/her balloons).
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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The day care center owners threatened to call the police on the devil worshippers for disemboweling one of the kids in the woods behind it. What was the big deal, was that too perverse for them?
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
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The crybully got busted crying her fake tears to the police, until finally even they said to her if you call us one more time, you are going to be in big trouble!
by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021
Get the crybully mug.We were marching into the battle of the sexes, and I was probably just as scared as all these other cocksuckers, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! And I never felt so alive.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
Get the Battle of the sexes mug.Someone that isn't really Jewish, but whines about disadvantages and injustice/unfairness to try and make themself look like an underdog in life desite not actually being one in reality.
The only thing marginalized about the Poor Little JAP was her bullshit image. She was as mainstream and attention seeking as anybody could get back in high school.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
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corporate/government/healthcare/media entities and other authoritative sources tell them about the coronavirus. At least in the spring and summer, people are outside around other people for more of the day, and they can see that other people are doing fine. In fall and winter, people don't have that added sense of security, and the corporate/government/health/media entities and other authoritative sources take advantage of that unease.
corporate/government/healthcare/media entities and other authoritative sources tell them about the coronavirus. At least in the spring and summer, people are outside around other people for more of the day, and they can see that other people are doing fine. In fall and winter, people don't have that added sense of security, and the corporate/government/health/media entities and other authoritative sources take advantage of that unease.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
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