The Original Agahnim's definitions

Cicadas

Big, bad bugs with expressive mandibles and big, lively compound eyes. They look and sound like they come from outer space to annihilate anything in their way.

You wouldn't want to imagine getting bit by a swarm of cicadas the way they look and sound. There would be a lot of people wary of an insectoid space invasion if more people were getting bit on the arm by those things, people must be lucky, as some would call it.

by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021

Tone it down

Someone telling someone else to tone it down usually has nothing to do with race, it's because the other person is full of shit.

He/she didn't like being told that he/she was full of shit even if the person that said tone it down had a point, and the one they said to tone it down to had no point, but still looked for anything he/she could to be argumentative over just to be argumentative, a stop sign being red not being good enough of an answer not to get argumentative about it without good reason, for example.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021

Eastland Mall

The mall that hasn't had a successful redevelopment because in reality nothing would replace it. It should have been left alone instead of demolished, but unless they build another Eastland, people know that something will always be missing, and that they fucked up by taking it from them. It's like a neighborhood that no longer exists, it's gone forever now.

Eastland Mall will always be missed.

by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021

Darn

A Civil War era way to emphasize a counterpoint.

The cultish bubbly girl always wanted a darn war in her words because she was vicious, but didn't want to sound vicious by saying something less PG or Disney friendly.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Shepard

Someone that speaks the language of the masses because they want the masses to love them.

The girl trying to lash out at their hornets nest by striking it with her cane thought of herself as a shepard, but the masses were not her sheep.

by The Original Agahnim January 30, 2022

Mormon harem

A group of females a Mormon is married to.

Everywhere that guy goes, you see him with his Mormon harem.

by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021

assumed

A way to fill in a blank or empty space.

They assumed he didn't already know about it.

The guy/girl assumed the powerful role in the company when the other guy/girl was forced out and lost his/her home.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021