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Different

Everybody on the school bus was nice to the girl next door because she had big jugs by middle school. Everybody except for the one faggot next door.
That guy would be a fuckin faggot even if he didn't go to trial for it, he's the one that didn't compliment her on her tits because he was too busy thinking about dicks to notice. Everybody knew he was always different, like Rudoplh the red nosed reindeer.
by The Original Agahnim October 17, 2021
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Change

The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Bach von Hitler would root against a team every week only to be the one trying to dictate to them what they needed to change or improve on the next week, and how to do their jobs.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
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Phoenix Suns

If you're the Phoenix Suns, and you know the leader of the Milwaukee Bucks holds nothing about Milwaukee sacred, you know there is a way to cut the head off the snake.
What the Phoenix Suns would have to do to win the NBA Finals should be impossible by now.
by The Original Agahnim July 19, 2021
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Reptilian boy girl

Female reptilian boy girls don't get pigeonholed as the bad guy as often as the male reptilian boy girls do, which is why people tend to think all evil dictator like people are male, and that females aren't capable of being the same way. If somebody did try to pigeonhole them as the bad guy, they would get defensive and call it a witch hunt or something of that nature, even though many of them that would call it that don't even hold witchcraft or anything else sacred. Females can be bad people just like males can be bad people, a spade is a spade.
The reptilian boy girl was evil no matter the sex of it.
by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021
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Loss

No matter what anybody tells you, you don't have to change something about yourself every time you lose, and if you're already taking accountability for something, you don't have to take more accountability than what you're already taking, and if somebody tells you that you do, you can tell them to go fuck themselves. Refusing to change, refusing to step up when somebody tells you that you have to, refusing to start demanding more of others when someone starts demanding more of you or puts pressure on you to do so is refusing to compromise. In reality, you don't owe some dork from another town that demands that you change or take more accountability anything.
Loss is not a good or legitimate reason to change anything, everything happens for a reason, including losing a game here and there. It's just a stupid fucking sport, no matter who tries to make it more than that with demands or pressure.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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Mundane

The girl thought other people's lives were mundane or that they were unhappy because she was worse than beige, she was a whitewashed soul, as plain as they come.
by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021
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Healer

There is no healing, so there are no healers.
She believed she was the messiah, and that anyone that questioned her beliefs about being a healer was a hater.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
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