The Original Agahnim's definitions

Tokyo

Tokyo isn't going to make or break Simone Biles. She was already the gymnast most considered the greatest before Tokyo, and she will be around a long time after Tokyo, she doesn't need more medals to prove or back up anything at this point. It's really nobody's decision to make but hers whether to do an event. Tough love won't change that, but it can wake somebody up. Fighting is what got them the gold medals.

Tokyo is one event of many over a lifetime.

by The Original Agahnim July 31, 2021

sinister

If somebody really is good natured, they don't invite hostility and aren't involved in hostile events/incidents/arguments often (even ones they describe to others as hilarious situations). If someone is overly argumentative and does everything to excess, they are not entirely good if they are good at all.

The dork claimed to be a good college girl, but anybody with as much to run from as she had to run from must not have been entirely good, if there was any truth to her claim of being good at all (since it was a questionable claim where evil or sinister was just as likely to be her true nature).

by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021

gloating

Celebrating an accomplishmet.

People thought the football players were gloating too much by dancing in the end zone after a touchdown, when really they were just happy and wanted the fans to have a good time. They weren't doing it to be arrogant towards an opponent or authority/official.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Reptilian boy girl

Something a stork leaves a family with.

It's a Reptilian boy girl, what the fuck is it?

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

moving the goalposts

A fancy way of saying sabotage of what somebody is trying to get done, fucking with someone's life.

The dork would always start moving the goalposts whenever she started to get eaten alive at the game she created.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

Garden hose

Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.

No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.

by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021

Righteous

More righteous or more morally qualified isn't equal, so females pushing males for that aren't pushing them for equality, they are pushing for superiority, and that's bullshit. It's as bullshit as males trying to do the same thing with females.

The girl couldn't see that her own double standards or steps on her own ladder were everything she ever made fun of in somebody else when picking at their double standards or seeing through the rungs in their ladders, so she kept talking shit about people and judging them while telling them not to judge her for it. She wasn't any more righteous than anybody else, but always thought she was.

by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021