The Original Agahnim's definitions
Someone that is an enemy of your enemy and a friend of you one day, then is an friend of your enemy and and an enemy of you the next, to get a different perspective.
He/she had been shifty long enough that it made some people think that he/she was just pretending to be their friends while looking carefully for a spot to place their dagger. Someone is simply either your friend or your enemy.
by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021
Get the Shiftymug. Kodak courage guy/girl- I'm gonna have something to show for it? Okay, I'm ready, let's show the world how much kodak courage I got, it's gonna be so believable!
Camera guy/girl- Fuck, I missed, you think you can do it again?
Kodak courage guy/girl- I'm gonna beat you down for missing and put it all over youtube, embarrass the shit out of you!
Camera guy/girl- Fuck, I missed, you think you can do it again?
Kodak courage guy/girl- I'm gonna beat you down for missing and put it all over youtube, embarrass the shit out of you!
by The Original Agahnim January 10, 2022
Get the Kodak couragemug. A cynical industry where you hear the same kinds of stories and lines over and over to the point that it's a joke that isn't funny (the false hope and optimism sky is going to fall again tomorrow industry).
Person that survived storm- As long as nobody gets hurt, I don't care if I lose everything else.
Grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry Reporter- That sounds convincing.
5 years later after recovering from loss of loved one the person gets to thinking and it hits them- As horrible as it makes me sound, too horrible to put on TV, though nothing will hit as hard as me losing a loved one or an animal, I really do miss that couch and TV, even if I got another one. It sounds inhuman of me, and yet deep down anyone else would miss their shit at times if they lost it, even if they didn't tell anyone that they did. If they didn't miss their shit, they wouldn't get a house to put it in, but if they did get a house and wouldn't miss their shit, they'd live in an empty house, since nothing would be sacred there. If people are being honest with themselves and true to life, they also miss material things even if they miss the living things more.
Grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry Reporter- That sounds convincing.
5 years later after recovering from loss of loved one the person gets to thinking and it hits them- As horrible as it makes me sound, too horrible to put on TV, though nothing will hit as hard as me losing a loved one or an animal, I really do miss that couch and TV, even if I got another one. It sounds inhuman of me, and yet deep down anyone else would miss their shit at times if they lost it, even if they didn't tell anyone that they did. If they didn't miss their shit, they wouldn't get a house to put it in, but if they did get a house and wouldn't miss their shit, they'd live in an empty house, since nothing would be sacred there. If people are being honest with themselves and true to life, they also miss material things even if they miss the living things more.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Get the Grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industrymug. The funny/suspicious Indian guy had a few things on his bucket list-
1) Go skydiving.
2)Finish a Nascar race going the wrong way the full race.
3) Wrestle Darryl Stingley (an item he had to remove from the list in 2007 before he got to do it).
1) Go skydiving.
2)Finish a Nascar race going the wrong way the full race.
3) Wrestle Darryl Stingley (an item he had to remove from the list in 2007 before he got to do it).
Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle? I always wanted to try you.
Darryl Stingley- Not today. Really my wrestling future isn't looking bright tomorrow or after tommorrow either kid, don't add it to your bucket list.
Darryl Stingley- Not today. Really my wrestling future isn't looking bright tomorrow or after tommorrow either kid, don't add it to your bucket list.
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
Get the Bucket listmug. Not everybody needed the kind of respect/attention the respect needy guy/girl expected on a daily basis. Some people didn't really even want the added attention they were drawing to other people around them to get their bullshit sense of entitlement to other people's respect.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
Get the Respectmug. The Olympics are just games, so at the end of the day, if you're an athlete, hopefully you do what you want to do no matter what, from winning a medal to having a good time and not winning anything at all. It's not about what other people want you to do, since they are not there. What makes people happy and doing what they love isn't being lost, being lost is not having found something you love to be doing.
The Olympics are games, and people sometimes turn them into something beyond human. Life is not a comic book.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
Get the Olympicsmug. You hear from kids concerned about kids that don't wear masks to school, r workers concerned about coworkers that haven't been vaccinated, or workers excited to get in line for a vaccine on the media/news, but you never here from anybody that disagrees, anybody concerned about all the people wearing masks to school or work, forfeiting their rights to goas they please to schoolbor work without a fight. You never hear from people that don't trust the vaccines or the people that make them, or order people to get them. Then there are a lot more sides to it than that you hear nothing about watching the news, because the news is dull, they're just telling people what they want them to hear.
by The Original Agahnim August 23, 2021
Get the Mediamug.