The Original Agahnim's definitions

Buccaneers

Prettier than Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

The Buccaneers are metrosexual pirates, they can't help that they are pretty, they were born that way.

by The Original Agahnim January 23, 2022

Deflate

To take all the air (or life) out of something.

The clown wanted to stick a pin in and deflate him like Mario to get even with him for taking and releasing all of her balloons into the sky.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Curly Crowe

A gladiator that tries to cut the head off anything over 5'9" or so to make it the right size.

Curly Crowe wants to cut his head off so he can stick it to the man on a pike.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Capricornese

Goat talk.

When she stopped talking Capricornese, the guards didn't know what she was saying.

by The Original Agahnim August 16, 2021

one inch wonder

Someone that has nothing on them over an inch, kind of like everything is a dollar at some dollar stores.

When they got done running over her brother, he was an inch thick, like a pancake. He was a one inch wonder.

by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021

Poser

Someone that tries to make himself/herself look subserviant or put upon to a wide audience/crowd (for the image he/she wants to show publicly to gain an army that will combat an enemy), even though behind the scenes a lot of people in their life have done a lot of things for them without having gotten paid or credited for, and haven't asked to get paid or credited for.

He/she lived his/her life as a poser and a coward, and would even admit to being a coward when a large crowd wasn't around since it wasn't an incriminating thing to say about himself/herself, but when a crowd/group/party/gathering that he/she had a reputation with was around, he/she was all of a sudden tough as nails, a walking stick of dynamite, or anything he/she claimed to be.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

Kindness

Whenever cops are handing people free money in cash, even if it's around the holidays, and don't want their faces shown, it makes some people wonder where the money came from and why they're really so eager to get rid of it. At least the ones that aren't unsuspecting.

Nobody would pay a business in kindness, so people must wonder why cops are all of a sudden being as "kind" as they are in some cities. The people that haven't taken anything from anybody aren't going around handing out $100 bills, even if they are rich.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021