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narcissist

A female that assumes every guy wants to fuck a Kardashian.
The narcissist saw herself when she looked at Kim Kardashian, because she thought every guy secretly wanted to fuck her.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
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Winning

Life isn't about winning for everyone. For some it's about fighting the people that always win at any cost to everyone else, and their game.
Life is only just about winning if you're a machine, and not everybody is.
by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021
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unhealthy

One of the things someone goes to when they don't have much else. Sure, there are always more tricks in the bag to reach for, but once they get to calling someone unhealthy, they've already went through a lot of tricks and now they're looking for bricks.
If she runs out of tricks, she's gonna start picking up bricks when she sees that the eggs and slingshot aren't doing much to her opponents pretty but unhealthy face.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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Scam artistry

Artwork in the form of taking money from people deemed to be fools by the scam artist.
People thought the Prepare for Martial Law/Plant your seeds for a Nuclear Holocaust/Hide Your Guns/Doomsday Preparation reading and video material was satire by the people selling it until they realized how serious these folks looked and sounded about their little moneymaking scam. It wasn't as profitable as Carvana or Uber, but it was in the same league of scam artistry.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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Waver

A female version of a male bitch. Someone that gets much tougher when a bunch of people are around (like a crowd).
The wavers were rolling 39 deep (like rabbits in springtime) in the back of the truck waving at people they secretly wanted to fight while the people they were waving at wondered what they were waving at and why they didn't just hop out the bed of the truck without hesitation at 39 deep, since the people they were waving at couldn't be civil with them (without getting treated like a man child, idiot, or retard) anyway.
by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022
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Post peak years

The number of years somebody is past their heyday, in case they forgot what the same person trying to make themself look respectful and kiss ass today thought of their glory years yesterday.
His post peak years had already begun, and the girl thought he didn't already know it.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
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Discipline

Discipline is not the same thing as abuse, even if corporal punishment was involved. A father setting his son or daughter straight is not abusive, and there are entirely too many males that get on the News whining about how their father was the most physically abusive person they knew over him being a hardass with them, and there's entirely too many females that claimed/manufactured memories about a father or other family member sexually or physically abusing her because she didn't like getting the same discipline her male counterparts were getting all the time as a kid, or because she wasn't getting the attention she wanted from other people, even if she was getting enough from other people.
There's a few too many whiny guys and girls on the news or other publishings (like magazines) badmouthing their fathers, no wonder they call the news the grief tragedy sympathy industry. Their fathers had to make sacrifices just for them to be on the news talking their shit about them. They are guilty of what crime, discipline their sons and daughters did not like at the time? A kid not getting their ass whooped enough is why there is so much bullshit on the news in the first place, look at this Kyle Rittenhouse kid.
by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021
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