Definitions by The Colonel

booger sugar 

Cocaine.

Dude, let's hook up a little booger sugar before we go out tomorrow night.

booger sugar by The Colonel July 18, 2003

shit legs 

The numbing of one's legs after a lengthy session on the toilet (the toilet seat rim is typical applying pressure to a certain area of the upper leg that can decrease the flow of blood to the legs, causing numbness). The person will typically lose their balance when standing up to either wipe themselves or pull their pants up.

Dude, I took such a long shit this morning that I got shit legs and fell against the wall.

shit legs by The Colonel July 18, 2003

bats in the cave 

Bits of cocaine stuck to one's nose hairs.

Dude, I gotta check the mirror for bats in the cave before we go to the club.

bats in the cave by The Colonel July 18, 2003

baby rattlesnakes 

Young punks that are full of testosterone and looking to get into fights.

Dude, the NOFX show was cool but the pit was full of baby rattlesnakes.

baby rattlesnakes by The Colonel July 18, 2003

rat-hole 

To digress in an extensive way. To divert the conversation to a topic that is not only unrelated to the topic at hand, but a topic that will likely have no immediate resolution either.

That's an interesting discussion, but let's stay on track and not go down a rat-hole.

rat-hole by The Colonel July 18, 2003

clag 

Unidentifiable substance, usually of a secreted, bodily fluid type nature. Australian version of "shmegma".

Dude, I've gotta change my shirt...I just noticed that there's clag all over it.

clag by The Colonel July 18, 2003

foo-king do-may 

Alternate pronunciation for "fucking dumb ass". Can be spoken in a French accent, hence the Franco-inspired pronunciation.

Tell Pierre that he's a foo-king do-may.

foo-king do-may by The Colonel July 18, 2003