Definitions by The Colonel

roust 

To heckle in a public setting.

Dude, let's go sit on the corner and roust all the kooks who walk by.

roust by The Colonel July 18, 2003

booger sugar 

Cocaine.

Dude, let's hook up a little booger sugar before we go out tomorrow night.

booger sugar by The Colonel July 18, 2003

Defcon 

Stands for "defecation condition" - a play off of the government acronym for "defense condition". Refers to the varying, and usually scaling, levels of severity relating to an impending bowel movement. The direction of the sliding scale varies from user to user, but typical usage labels Defcon 1 as the least urgent, and Defcon 5 as an imminent expulsion (the opposite of the defense department's usage).

Dude, I was at Defcon 5 and nearly shit my pants. Luckily we drove by a Carl's Jr. and I was able to drop a load.

Defcon by The Colonel July 18, 2003

bats in the cave 

Bits of cocaine stuck to one's nose hairs.

Dude, I gotta check the mirror for bats in the cave before we go to the club.

bats in the cave by The Colonel July 18, 2003

baby rattlesnakes 

Young punks that are full of testosterone and looking to get into fights.

Dude, the NOFX show was cool but the pit was full of baby rattlesnakes.

baby rattlesnakes by The Colonel July 18, 2003

rat-hole 

To digress in an extensive way. To divert the conversation to a topic that is not only unrelated to the topic at hand, but a topic that will likely have no immediate resolution either.

That's an interesting discussion, but let's stay on track and not go down a rat-hole.

rat-hole by The Colonel July 18, 2003

clag 

Unidentifiable substance, usually of a secreted, bodily fluid type nature. Australian version of "shmegma".

Dude, I've gotta change my shirt...I just noticed that there's clag all over it.

clag by The Colonel July 18, 2003