by The Colonel July 18, 2003
Get the nuggetmug. Stands for "defecation condition" - a play off of the government acronym for "defense condition". Refers to the varying, and usually scaling, levels of severity relating to an impending bowel movement. The direction of the sliding scale varies from user to user, but typical usage labels Defcon 1 as the least urgent, and Defcon 5 as an imminent expulsion (the opposite of the defense department's usage).
Dude, I was at Defcon 5 and nearly shit my pants. Luckily we drove by a Carl's Jr. and I was able to drop a load.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
Get the Defconmug. Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.
Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.
by The Colonel May 11, 2004
Get the kookmeyermug. by The Colonel July 18, 2003
Get the baby rattlesnakesmug. by The Colonel October 01, 2003
Get the lupidmug. A gay man's beard.
The belief is that the attraction of beards within the gay community is actually a latent heterosexual attraction to the female genitalia. Hence, the man's mouth become a surrogate vagina...hair and all.
Related words:
"box" - slang for vagina.
"trap" - slang for mouth.
The belief is that the attraction of beards within the gay community is actually a latent heterosexual attraction to the female genitalia. Hence, the man's mouth become a surrogate vagina...hair and all.
Related words:
"box" - slang for vagina.
"trap" - slang for mouth.
by The Colonel May 19, 2006
Get the Boxtrapmug. by The Colonel November 06, 2005
Get the Horse faced bitchmug.