Definitions by The Colonel

nugget

An extremely attractive female.

Dude, that blonde chick is such a nugget...you should go talk to her.

nugget by The Colonel July 18, 2003

pit 

A particularly deep or cavernous tube created by a breaking wave.

The surf was unreal today, bro...I pulled into some sick pits.

pit by The Colonel July 18, 2003

warbly 

Uneven ripples on waves (similar to a boat wake) typically caused by angled backwash during an ebbing tide. These ripples warp the wave and create an unsteady, wobbly ride (warp + wobbbly = warbly).

Dude, that wave was so warbly that I wiped out.

warbly by The Colonel July 18, 2003

sockrifice 

A sockrifice occurs when a person runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use a spare sock to wipe one's bum.

Dude, we ran out of teeps yesterday and this morning I had to peform a sockrifice.

sockrifice by The Colonel July 18, 2003

klugle 

The jamming of one's thumb into the deck of a surfboard - caused by extremely hard surf wax being applied to the board on a cold morning and then catching on the existing wax.

Dude, it was so cold this morning that I got the worst klugle when I was waxing my board. I almost bent my fingernail back.

klugle by The Colonel July 18, 2003

shacked 

A surfer that is so deep inside the tubing part of the wave that he is completely enveloped - likened to being inside a fully enclosed dwelling, such as a shack.

Dude, I just got shacked on that wave.

shacked by The Colonel July 18, 2003

doad 

A complete loser.

Dude, that guy's a full on doad.

doad by The Colonel July 18, 2003