The Colonel's definitions

lupid

To be drunk and stoned at the same time

After a 40oz and a blunt I'm lupid

by The Colonel October 1, 2003

cunty cunty whore

n; a whore whom is especially cunty; a person not very well liked; a slunt with no regard for anything at all, in the world, ever.

eg; "OW! That hurt, you cunty cunty whore! Stop that." or "Jesus, you are a cunty cunty whore, I can't believe you." or "who in their right mind would screw that cunty cunty whore?"

by The Colonel April 10, 2003

nugget

An extremely attractive female.

Dude, that blonde chick is such a nugget...you should go talk to her.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

Boxtrap

A gay man's beard.

The belief is that the attraction of beards within the gay community is actually a latent heterosexual attraction to the female genitalia. Hence, the man's mouth become a surrogate vagina...hair and all.

Related words:
"box" - slang for vagina.
"trap" - slang for mouth.

After Bob came out of the closet, the first thing he did was buy a white Miata and grow a boxtrap.

by The Colonel May 19, 2006

Sklabby

Sklabby is the combination of skinny and flabby and refers to women (usually European) women who are skinny and yet also out of shape. In America you typically find two exremes - women who are either big and fat, or women who are skinny and in great shape. In Europe, you won't find many women who are terribly fat, but you also won't find many women who are terribly fit either. A chick may have a small ass, but it'll be jiggly ass - skinny and flabby.

We went to this nice beach in Bali which was covered in Sklabby Euro chicks.

by The Colonel September 27, 2004

boxtrap

A gay man's beard.

The belief is that the attraction of beards within the gay community is actually a latent heterosexual attraction to the female genitalia. Hence, the man's mouth become a surrogate vagina...hair and all.

Related words:
"box" - slang for vagina.
"trap" - slang for mouth.

Bob wants to wrap his boxtrap around Neil's jockstrap.

by The Colonel May 22, 2006

ufobia

Fear of being abducted, or coming in contact with a hostile UFO.

The Colonel interviewed his subjects searching for ufobia in each of their eyes.

by The Colonel July 22, 2015