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n; a whore whom is especially cunty; a person not very well liked; a slunt with no regard for anything at all, in the world, ever.
eg; "OW! That hurt, you cunty cunty whore! Stop that." or "Jesus, you are a cunty cunty whore, I can't believe you." or "who in their right mind would screw that cunty cunty whore?"
by The Colonel April 10, 2003
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Get the lupid mug.Stands for "defecation condition" - a play off of the government acronym for "defense condition". Refers to the varying, and usually scaling, levels of severity relating to an impending bowel movement. The direction of the sliding scale varies from user to user, but typical usage labels Defcon 1 as the least urgent, and Defcon 5 as an imminent expulsion (the opposite of the defense department's usage).
Dude, I was at Defcon 5 and nearly shit my pants. Luckily we drove by a Carl's Jr. and I was able to drop a load.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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Get the nugget mug.A gay man's beard.
The belief is that the attraction of beards within the gay community is actually a latent heterosexual attraction to the female genitalia. Hence, the man's mouth become a surrogate vagina...hair and all.
Related words:
"box" - slang for vagina.
"trap" - slang for mouth.
The belief is that the attraction of beards within the gay community is actually a latent heterosexual attraction to the female genitalia. Hence, the man's mouth become a surrogate vagina...hair and all.
Related words:
"box" - slang for vagina.
"trap" - slang for mouth.
by The Colonel May 19, 2006
Get the Boxtrap mug.A surfer that is so deep inside the tubing part of the wave that he is completely enveloped - likened to being inside a fully enclosed dwelling, such as a shack.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
Get the shacked mug.Unidentifiable substance, usually of a secreted, bodily fluid type nature. Australian version of "shmegma".
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