Sklabby

Sklabby is the combination of skinny and flabby and refers to women (usually European) women who are skinny and yet also out of shape. In America you typically find two exremes - women who are either big and fat, or women who are skinny and in great shape. In Europe, you won't find many women who are terribly fat, but you also won't find many women who are terribly fit either. A chick may have a small ass, but it'll be jiggly ass - skinny and flabby.

We went to this nice beach in Bali which was covered in Sklabby Euro chicks.

by The Colonel September 27, 2004

boxtrap

A gay man's beard.

The belief is that the attraction of beards within the gay community is actually a latent heterosexual attraction to the female genitalia. Hence, the man's mouth become a surrogate vagina...hair and all.

Related words:
"box" - slang for vagina.
"trap" - slang for mouth.

Bob wants to wrap his boxtrap around Neil's jockstrap.

by The Colonel May 22, 2006

Gyneconography

AKA Gynecological Porn. Pornography that focuses on the woman's vagina. This can range from poses where the woman is simply spreading her legs in every image, to extreme closups of, and practically inside, the vagina.

This chick is spreading her pussy lips in every picture. It's full on Gyneconography.

by The Colonel March 01, 2007

ufobia

Fear of being abducted, or coming in contact with a hostile UFO.

The Colonel interviewed his subjects searching for ufobia in each of their eyes.

by The Colonel July 22, 2015

slim bavis

A bad, skinny ninja

Damn, Jim is a slim bavis

by The Colonel October 01, 2003

webmonkey ash

To vomit profusely after a heavy night out

Oh, I can't believe he just ashed everywhere

by the colonel March 27, 2004

rat-hole

To digress in an extensive way. To divert the conversation to a topic that is not only unrelated to the topic at hand, but a topic that will likely have no immediate resolution either.

That's an interesting discussion, but let's stay on track and not go down a rat-hole.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003