The Colonel's definitions

nugget

An extremely attractive female.

Dude, that blonde chick is such a nugget...you should go talk to her.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

pit

A particularly deep or cavernous tube created by a breaking wave.

The surf was unreal today, bro...I pulled into some sick pits.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

ufobia

Fear of being abducted, or coming in contact with a hostile UFO.

The Colonel interviewed his subjects searching for ufobia in each of their eyes.

by The Colonel July 22, 2015

klugle

The jamming of one's thumb into the deck of a surfboard - caused by extremely hard surf wax being applied to the board on a cold morning and then catching on the existing wax.

Dude, it was so cold this morning that I got the worst klugle when I was waxing my board. I almost bent my fingernail back.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

rat-hole

To digress in an extensive way. To divert the conversation to a topic that is not only unrelated to the topic at hand, but a topic that will likely have no immediate resolution either.

That's an interesting discussion, but let's stay on track and not go down a rat-hole.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

slim bavis

A bad, skinny ninja

Damn, Jim is a slim bavis

by The Colonel October 1, 2003

goldbricking

To loaf or goof around on the job. Supposedly an old union term describing laborers (or more specifically, bricklayers) who were going so slow, it was as if each brick were made of solid gold. One can alse be referred to as a "goldbricker".

Dude, I spent all day at work goldbricking - surfing the web, making long distance phone calls - basically just picking my ass.

by The Colonel August 5, 2003