38 definitions by The Colonel
n; a whore whom is especially cunty; a person not very well liked; a slunt with no regard for anything at all, in the world, ever.
eg; "OW! That hurt, you cunty cunty whore! Stop that." or "Jesus, you are a cunty cunty whore, I can't believe you." or "who in their right mind would screw that cunty cunty whore?"
by The Colonel April 10, 2003
I used to think Jewel was a hot folk singer with big tits, but after seeing her perform during a NASCAR race, I realized that she's just an Alaskan chick with flappy baps and a snaggletooth.
by The Colonel February 27, 2006
by The Colonel July 7, 2015
a mentally handicapped person
by The Colonel December 6, 2003
by The Colonel October 1, 2003
Sklabby is the combination of skinny and flabby and refers to women (usually European) women who are skinny and yet also out of shape. In America you typically find two exremes - women who are either big and fat, or women who are skinny and in great shape. In Europe, you won't find many women who are terribly fat, but you also won't find many women who are terribly fit either. A chick may have a small ass, but it'll be jiggly ass - skinny and flabby.
by The Colonel September 27, 2004
Her rack looked epic when she was in her bra, but as soon as she took it off and lay down on her back, they turned into chest puddles.
by The Colonel February 27, 2006