19 definitions by The Afterworld Cafe
noun -the state or condition of being a roadtard
-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.
-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.
by The Afterworld Cafe October 10, 2007
by The Afterworld Cafe June 4, 2007
An attitude toward a man or woman who is not unattractive, but not particularly pretty.
A person who would become attractive enough to have sex with after a few drinks.
A person who would become attractive enough to have sex with after a few drinks.
Bobo: "Mandy called to see what I was doin' later."
Jojo: "So take her out; she's a six pack's worth of pretty. Have a few pops and nail her. It's not like anyone will make fun of you for it."
Jojo: "So take her out; she's a six pack's worth of pretty. Have a few pops and nail her. It's not like anyone will make fun of you for it."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 4, 2007
Noun: A interlude for cocktails or dinner that is meant only as a vehicle to get the other person directly and quickly into bed -usually a quick drink between friends with benefits.
bill: "You going out later?"
Will: "I have an interluge planned with Angie if that's what you mean, but I'm not out playing. I'm gonna hit the trim then get to bed early."
Will: "I have an interluge planned with Angie if that's what you mean, but I'm not out playing. I'm gonna hit the trim then get to bed early."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 5, 2007
noun--The large collections of photos, fliers, help-wanted signs, and other miscellaneous notifications (two-month-old yard-sale signs, "have you seen our kitty?" signs, "Bill's mulch and mechanic service" signs, etc) pasted to telephone poles and notification boards around cities and in some small towns.
Similar to graffiti in the sense that they can not be ignored, and sometimes, they are either a complete eyesore or mysteriously artistic.
Also: a collage with several contributors, or a publicly posted photo thereof.
Similar to graffiti in the sense that they can not be ignored, and sometimes, they are either a complete eyesore or mysteriously artistic.
Also: a collage with several contributors, or a publicly posted photo thereof.
While I was waiting on the MARTA train, I was staring at the ugliest collection of photograffiti I've ever seen.
by The Afterworld Cafe June 23, 2009
Noun: Something new, childish, simplistic, amateurish, or meant for beginners. It may also refer to foolishly innocent thoughts or actions.
Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":
"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"
Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":
"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"
~"Did you hear Jen got that job?"
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."
~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."
~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."
~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."
~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."
by The Afterworld Cafe March 5, 2010
noun: A spinner who holds so tightly to the man that's fucking her that when he gets up on all fours, she no longer touches the bed.
Ally is a real clinger. Last night when I was fucking her, she wrapped herself around me so tight that I got up, got a beer and changed the TV channel without losing rhythm.
by The Afterworld Cafe July 3, 2005