The Afterworld Cafe's definitions

Roadtard

n. -one who does not have the mental capacity to properly and safely navigate a public road.

Some one who drives like a retard.

Someone suffering from Roadtardation

During summer, Cape Cod is beset upon by roadtards. Driving becomes an exercise in futility and stress.

by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007

unfluence

n or v: an aspect of one person -a trait, belief, or opinion that leads others to find him or her unattractive, whether for romantic or friendly relationships.

To influence in a negative way

"the unfluence that lead to Ted being shunned by the crowd was his inability to let others speak without interrupting them."

"The cold sore on her lip unfluenced me from trying to take her home."

by The Afterworld Cafe May 23, 2009

Roadtardation

noun -the state or condition of being a roadtard

-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.

In many states, roadtardation rates are reaching epidemic proportions.

by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007

Buffalola

noun: A Gargantuan fat chick, usually unkempt and smelly and frequently of foul temperament.

The kind of woman that Buffalo Bill hunts.

See also Buffalouis

"There was a Buffalola sitting next to me at the bar. She needed a bar stool for each of her ass cheeks."

by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005

The Bill Clinton

Noun: To arbitrarily spray semen on another person after receiving oral sex.

A money shot.

Jeff: "Sarah blew me this morning and I sprayed cum all over her tits and face."
Jerry: (In distinct southern drawl) "Daaaamn Jeffrey, gave her the Bill Clinton"

by The Afterworld Cafe July 1, 2007

Buffalo Bill

noun -A skinny guy that digs great big fat chicks.

"Hey, check Jimmy out with that fat chick."

"Yeah he's Buffalo Bill, says it guarantees that he'll get laid."

by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005

Rectal defilade

The state or condition of having something up your ass. Most often used in reference to the location of a stupid person's head.

Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.

Sgt. Slaughter: "Private Pile might be the stupidest person in this company. His head is so far in rectal defilade that he can see his own teeth."

by The Afterworld Cafe June 23, 2009