The Afterworld Cafe's definitions

Barney shit

Noun: Something new, childish, simplistic, amateurish, or meant for beginners. It may also refer to foolishly innocent thoughts or actions.

Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":

"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"

~"Did you hear Jen got that job?"
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."

~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."

~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."

by The Afterworld Cafe March 5, 2010

skankering

A strong urge to find a skank with which to perform sexual acts. A strong hankering to sleep with a slut.

I don't think I'm looking to meet a nice girl today. I have a skankering for something naughty and dirty, like the town tramp.

by The Afterworld Cafe July 29, 2009

Photograffiti

noun--The large collections of photos, fliers, help-wanted signs, and other miscellaneous notifications (two-month-old yard-sale signs, "have you seen our kitty?" signs, "Bill's mulch and mechanic service" signs, etc) pasted to telephone poles and notification boards around cities and in some small towns.

Similar to graffiti in the sense that they can not be ignored, and sometimes, they are either a complete eyesore or mysteriously artistic.

Also: a collage with several contributors, or a publicly posted photo thereof.

While I was waiting on the MARTA train, I was staring at the ugliest collection of photograffiti I've ever seen.

by The Afterworld Cafe June 23, 2009

Rectal defilade

The state or condition of having something up your ass. Most often used in reference to the location of a stupid person's head.

Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.

Sgt. Slaughter: "Private Pile might be the stupidest person in this company. His head is so far in rectal defilade that he can see his own teeth."

by The Afterworld Cafe June 23, 2009

unfluence

n or v: an aspect of one person -a trait, belief, or opinion that leads others to find him or her unattractive, whether for romantic or friendly relationships.

To influence in a negative way

"the unfluence that lead to Ted being shunned by the crowd was his inability to let others speak without interrupting them."

"The cold sore on her lip unfluenced me from trying to take her home."

by The Afterworld Cafe May 23, 2009

Roadtard

n. -one who does not have the mental capacity to properly and safely navigate a public road.

Some one who drives like a retard.

Someone suffering from Roadtardation

During summer, Cape Cod is beset upon by roadtards. Driving becomes an exercise in futility and stress.

by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007

Roadtardation

noun -the state or condition of being a roadtard

-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.

In many states, roadtardation rates are reaching epidemic proportions.

by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007