chav

cancer of the world,
they have there own little culture,
you cannot find a worse type of person
no one likes a chav. SEE TOWNIES, TOWNIE OR NED

if you come across one, kill it
no one will miss it

by terry October 23, 2003

Hippie shower

To clean up using a wet nap to rub under your arm pits.

Dave was stinking up the van so we woke him up and told his smelly ass he at least needed a hippie shower.

by Terry July 26, 2004

HOTBOY

H - Hang
O - Out
T - The
B - Back
O - Of
Y - You

Used around women (best girlfriends) when you would love to fuck a girl that walks by.

"I'd fucking love to HOTBOY her"

by Terry July 11, 2004

dickon

As in 'friendly chap who knows little about football'. Sometimes hailing from the carrot crunching area of the British Isles. Habitually resides in south London.

That David Mellor is a right Dickon.

by Terry July 02, 2004

canoe licker

lesbo

she a fucking canoe licker anyway, man

by terry September 08, 2003

Jufuheff

Nonsence that noone uses.

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by Terry April 25, 2005

cell phone

Old fashioned word for mobile phone. Still used in backward areas of the world.

A cell phone would be like one of those huge brick things with a long arial that people used to have in the 1980s. Now they are much smaller and known as mobile's.

by Terry September 12, 2004