76 definitions by Tenacious Faulker
Charlie Sheen discovered the joys of the sheenis by accidentally spilling his vial of cocaine on his crotch while forcing a prostitute to go down on him.
by Tenacious Faulker September 20, 2011
Illegally or unethically obstructing someone from achieving their goal either by physically or figuratively getting in their way.
Synonyms: cock blocking, torpedoing, sniping
Synonyms: cock blocking, torpedoing, sniping
Mike Tomlin, coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, stood too far over on the sidelines and prevented a player from the Baltimore Ravens from making a touchdown that would've put the game away thereby creating the act of Tomlining
One of my co-workers tomlined me by bad mouthing me to my boss just when I was about about to get promoted.
Kanye West tried to tomlin Taylor Swift at the Grammys.
One of my co-workers tomlined me by bad mouthing me to my boss just when I was about about to get promoted.
Kanye West tried to tomlin Taylor Swift at the Grammys.
by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2013
To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.
That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.
by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009
Getting a sudden and uncontrollable boner from a sudden shock of fear. Usually happens when one freaks out during a public speaking .
According to Wikipedia, actor Thomas Lennon sufffers from panic boners. Apparently he's more nervous in front of crowds than he let's on.
by Tenacious Faulker March 26, 2015
A term popularized in the 2008 comedy "Pineapple Express" to describe the best marajuana presumeably because of its dank odor and potency. The term can also be used to describe other things that are considered to be the best by an individual.
Dude, smell that weed. Ya like that? It's like smelling God's Vagina!
Do you like these satin sheets? Yeah? It's like being wrapped inside God's Vagina!
Hey, did you you like making love to God's Vagina? OMG, it's like FUCKING God's Vagina!
Do you like these satin sheets? Yeah? It's like being wrapped inside God's Vagina!
Hey, did you you like making love to God's Vagina? OMG, it's like FUCKING God's Vagina!
by Tenacious Faulker August 24, 2009
An increasingly used phrase that one utters while paying half-attention to a conversation, agreeing, then realizing that they possibly agreed to or missed out on something important which they are otherwise unprepared to handle or agree to.
Tony: *playing Temple Run*
Danny: Tony, I've been hiding my feelings for you for so long because I wasn't sure you felt the same. I've been in the closet for so long that this is really difficult for me. So here it goes: I'm gay and I love you. Always have. And want to be be with you always. Please tell me you feel the same?
Tony: Yeah. Wait! What? * drops phone as realization sets in*
Danny: Tony, I've been hiding my feelings for you for so long because I wasn't sure you felt the same. I've been in the closet for so long that this is really difficult for me. So here it goes: I'm gay and I love you. Always have. And want to be be with you always. Please tell me you feel the same?
Tony: Yeah. Wait! What? * drops phone as realization sets in*
by Tenacious Faulker March 9, 2013
Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.
BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".
BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".
by Tenacious Faulker April 27, 2011