Charlie Sheen discovered the joys of the sheenis by accidentally spilling his vial of cocaine on his crotch while forcing a prostitute to go down on him.
by Tenacious Faulker September 20, 2011
Get the sheenismug. Win: Legendary win
Fail: Legendary fail
Kill: Legendary kill
Awesomeness: Legendary awesomeness
The Dude: The Legendary Dude
Dog's balls: Legendary Dog's balls
Weed: Legendary weed
pwned: Legendary pwned
Sex: Lengendary sex
Get it?
Fail: Legendary fail
Kill: Legendary kill
Awesomeness: Legendary awesomeness
The Dude: The Legendary Dude
Dog's balls: Legendary Dog's balls
Weed: Legendary weed
pwned: Legendary pwned
Sex: Lengendary sex
Get it?
by Tenacious Faulker April 01, 2009
Get the legendarymug. 1) The trauma experienced by rabid fans when their favorite star cancels their Twitter account.
2) Any major, bad news announced and/or broadcast on someone's Twitter page. Usually by an attention grubbing/starved celebrity, pseudo celeb or friend of a celeb.
3) The pain felt by Elmer Fudd's relatives when an anvil blow to the head finally kills him.
2) Any major, bad news announced and/or broadcast on someone's Twitter page. Usually by an attention grubbing/starved celebrity, pseudo celeb or friend of a celeb.
3) The pain felt by Elmer Fudd's relatives when an anvil blow to the head finally kills him.
1) Miley Cyrus fans felt profound twagedy when she cancelled her Twitter account.
2) Janet Jackson is such a tweetfreak she had to be the first in her family to tweet the twagedy of her brother's death moments after the family was notified.
3) It was shockingwy twagic to wose Ewmer to an anviw stwike after he had taken so many hits for so wong in stwide.
2) Janet Jackson is such a tweetfreak she had to be the first in her family to tweet the twagedy of her brother's death moments after the family was notified.
3) It was shockingwy twagic to wose Ewmer to an anviw stwike after he had taken so many hits for so wong in stwide.
by Tenacious Faulker October 23, 2009
Get the twagedymug. Reminiscent of a speed freak (aka: the tweeker) it is one who's OCD about memorializing everything they do at any given moment on Twitter; that is, one who tweets incessantly, constantly and/or needlessly.
(phone rings)
Candy: Hello?
Sam: Hey, babe! It's me. Just callin' to see what you're doing tonight. Wanna go out?
Candy: Wait a sec...(tweets this call)...check me out on Twitter. I just twatted you (giggles).
Sam: Uhhh...I'm driving right now...I'm not at a computer.
Candy: Oh that's ok. Check it out when you get home. Seeya (CLICK).
Sam: What the f...?! I gotta dump that Goddamn, tweetfreak!
Candy: Hello?
Sam: Hey, babe! It's me. Just callin' to see what you're doing tonight. Wanna go out?
Candy: Wait a sec...(tweets this call)...check me out on Twitter. I just twatted you (giggles).
Sam: Uhhh...I'm driving right now...I'm not at a computer.
Candy: Oh that's ok. Check it out when you get home. Seeya (CLICK).
Sam: What the f...?! I gotta dump that Goddamn, tweetfreak!
by Tenacious Faulker May 02, 2009
Get the tweetfreakmug. 1) A meek or mild mannered man; a wuss, acting like you have no balls; no guts; no spine.
2) A poorly hung male remenicent of a Ken doll.
3) A male, overly attactive or primped, superficial, possibly straight, gay, bi or metrosexual. Also remenicent of a Ken Doll.
2) A poorly hung male remenicent of a Ken doll.
3) A male, overly attactive or primped, superficial, possibly straight, gay, bi or metrosexual. Also remenicent of a Ken Doll.
1) Clay is such a wuss that he never takes any risks or stands up for himself. What a Ken Doll.
Howard Stern admits he's hung like a Ken Doll
3) David Hasslehoff is an over the hill Ken Doll.
Howard Stern admits he's hung like a Ken Doll
3) David Hasslehoff is an over the hill Ken Doll.
by Tenacious Faulker February 06, 2009
Get the Ken Dollmug. A place in or near a town or city for teens and tweens to drive their cars, cruise for chicks or guys and to generally see and be seen on weekends.
When I was a kid in the 50's the chicks at the circuit went for guys in the fastest hotrods. In the 60's and 70's it was rods with the coolest paint jobs. Then in the 80's and 90's it was loudest stereos. Now its all about giant rims, crazy lighting schemes, bone-jarring hydaulics and rice burners. Things just ain't the same since Fonzi died.
by Tenacious Faulker May 26, 2009
Get the The Circuitmug. 1) When a particularly hairy man has pubic hair growing in a large patch above his ass crack.
2) How the entire world will remember the 43rd president of the United States.
2) How the entire world will remember the 43rd president of the United States.
1) Borat and Ron Jeremy are so hairy they sport ass bushes on camera.
2) In the year 2125:
Teacher -- Class, which president is responible for turning the USA into a 3rd world nation?
Student -- The younger George Bush?
Teacher: What's is proper name as it appears in your text book?
Student: Oh yeah. Ass Bush!
2) In the year 2125:
Teacher -- Class, which president is responible for turning the USA into a 3rd world nation?
Student -- The younger George Bush?
Teacher: What's is proper name as it appears in your text book?
Student: Oh yeah. Ass Bush!
by Tenacious Faulker January 19, 2009
Get the Ass Bushmug.