Hearlucinate

The audible version of "hallucinate", to imagine that you heard something.

"Did you just ask me a question, or did I hearlucinate?"

by Tee Hi March 18, 2021

damnimal

Concise word, combining damn and animal.

That damnimal shit all over the floor!

by Tee Hi January 15, 2009

Yawnish

The almost-language-like noises made when a person attempts to speak while yawning.

Person 1: "Paaaa m th sawwwww."
Person 2: Stop that! You know I don't speak Yawnish!

by Tee Hi March 18, 2021

of

A preposition that illiterate fools use when they should be using "have" following certain verbs.

"She should of worn heels with that 'fit."
"He could of got that while he was up."
"I would of if I could of."

by Tee Hi February 17, 2018

mornoon

Late MORning / early afterNOON

I sleep late, so when I get up at 11:45, I greet my man with "Good mornoon."

by Tee Hi February 18, 2021

QWERTYphobia

A paralyzing fear of typewriters and keyboards

I can't send an email because of my QWERTYphobia. I'll send snail mail instead.

by Tee Hi February 17, 2018

bent and twisted

A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.

"Hey, why don't you buy me them new Jordan's?"

"What?! You got me bent AND twisted!"

by Tee Hi December 15, 2008