31 definitions by Teddy

meat grinder

a blow job given by a girl with braces

damn man, that chick with the headgear gave me the hugest meat grinder last night.

by Teddy June 5, 2004

squaw

usually disparaging : WOMAN, WIFE

When I'm older I plan to marry a beautiful squaw and live off of her money!

by Teddy April 10, 2005

bezzle face

noun. when I man, after recieving oral sex from a woman, ejaculates on her face and allows the semen the stay there until she cleans it off herself

I gave that slut a bezzle face last night

by Teddy February 2, 2005

The Dunn

When u can't or unable to cum, so when getting head u piss inside of your parthers mouth

OMFG did u just pull the dunn in my mouth!!

kill that nigga!

by Teddy July 14, 2004

starby

Slang term, by young urban professionals (AKA Yuppies) for a drink purchased at Starbucks.

"You forgot your coffee on the table...I don't know what I would do without my morning Starby!"

by Teddy February 17, 2005

button on a fur coat

"A penis that is so small, it resembles a button on a fur coat amongst the pubic hair."

"His penis was so small that it resembled a button on a fur coat."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

mangasm

mangasm: when a man reaches sexual climax with another male. usualy this consits of lound womenly type yelps or sreaming, most of the time this occurs after anal sez or exchanging blowjobs. on occasion a shit piss on his face will enduce the mangasm

corey, i would like to MOOSH with you causing me to mangasm

by Teddy April 9, 2003