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methuselah

somebody who's really, really old... "older than dirt" old
Timmy's grandad is named Methuselah!
by Super Guy February 20, 2004
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gigolo

a man who performs sex acts on women for money; a man-whore
"Women pay me to give them pleasure." -- Deuce Bigelow, Male Gigolo
by Super Guy March 19, 2004
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skeet

"Skeet" means "to ejaculate?" Damn! I thought skeet was a game played with a shotgun and flying clay targets!
If you use "skeet" to mean "to ejaculate" or "semen," you're an ass!
by Super Guy March 15, 2004
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texas tornado match

a gimmick tag team match in pro wrestling
In a texas tornado match, both members of each tag team are allowed in the ring. Essential, you have 4 wrestlers and 1 referee in the ring. In order to win, BOTH members of the opposing team have to be pinned or made to submit or disqualified or counted out.
by Super Guy February 4, 2004
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monarchy

A "monarchy" is a form of government, of which there are 2 types.

A "constitutional monarchy" is a government in which the monarch is a figurehead. He or she performs ceremonial functions, such as state visits and ship christenings. There is a parliament and a prime minister. The parliament is responsible for making the laws and the prime minister executes the law.

In a "true monarchy," the monarch's word is law because the monarch is the state. The Monarch is the equivalent of the President, Congress, and the Supreme Court all rolled into one.
Japan, Sweden, the UK and Spain are all constitutional monarchies.
by Super Guy March 23, 2004
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nut

/noun, literal/ an edible seed
/verb, slang/ to achieve orgasm
NUTS: /adjective, slang/ insane; deranged; capable of doing crazy and/or dangerous things

BUST A NUT: /verb phrase, slang/ to achiev orgasm
by Super Guy March 18, 2004
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fuck stick

the wang; you know ... Mister Johnson
What's the big deal, Bra? Your Fuck Stick gets hard, you slap her titties around a few times, then you stick it inside her and pee. Unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pull out your fuck stick and pee on her leg.
by Super Guy April 10, 2007
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