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texas tornado match

a gimmick tag team match in pro wrestling
In a texas tornado match, both members of each tag team are allowed in the ring. Essential, you have 4 wrestlers and 1 referee in the ring. In order to win, BOTH members of the opposing team have to be pinned or made to submit or disqualified or counted out.
by Super Guy February 4, 2004
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high school hero

a guy with a shitty job and no life in his twenties who dwells on how good his life was in high school
"I loved Taft High. I scored in every football game. Then I scored with the ladies!" -- typical high school hero quote
by Super Guy March 10, 2004
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polack

a derogatory term for a Polish citizen or someone of Polish ancestry; the Polish are also stereotyped as being stupid
by Super Guy March 18, 2004
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neckcar

so-called "sport" of going to a NASCAR race and gettin' drunk, eatin' corndogs, and fornicating with a trailer park skank behind the stands
Neckcar got a diverse fan base. It has equal parts white trash, rednecks, and crackers!
by Super Guy May 12, 2004
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cage match

A cage surrounds the wrestling ring. Both wrestlers start inside the ring (and thus inside the cage). In order to win, BOTH of your feet have to hit the ground outside of the cage.
by Super Guy February 4, 2004
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apaw

APAW's also include

TOO MUCH COLOGNE GUY and TOO MUCH PERFUME BITCH who smell like they batghed in it!
Damn! I can smell too much cologne guy coming!
by Super Guy April 16, 2004
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WOMBAT

acronym for Woman Of Magnificent Beauty And Temptation
see also Halle Berry, Keira Knightley, Tyra Banks, Jessica Alba, Anna Paquin, Kelly Hu, Kristin Kreuk and Alyssa Milano
by Super Guy February 9, 2004
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