Super Guy's definitions

fuck stick

the wang; you know ... Mister Johnson

What's the big deal, Bra? Your Fuck Stick gets hard, you slap her titties around a few times, then you stick it inside her and pee. Unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pull out your fuck stick and pee on her leg.

by Super Guy April 10, 2007

neckcar

so-called "sport" of going to a NASCAR race and gettin' drunk, eatin' corndogs, and fornicating with a trailer park skank behind the stands

Neckcar got a diverse fan base. It has equal parts white trash, rednecks, and crackers!

by Super Guy May 12, 2004

naked time

the period of the day in which i wear no clothes whatsoever

naked time is fun especially when there are other people present

by Super Guy May 11, 2004

trailer park skank

some bitch who gave me da clap

i only fucked her cuz i was drunk

by Super Guy May 6, 2004

apaw

APAW's also include

TOO MUCH COLOGNE GUY and TOO MUCH PERFUME BITCH who smell like they batghed in it!

Damn! I can smell too much cologne guy coming!

by Super Guy April 16, 2004

greasy pierre

stick your wang in between your woman's ass cheeks and rub it up & down until...

SKEET SKEET all over her back & ass

i love it when she gives me a greasy pierre!

by Super Guy April 13, 2004

sports guy

"Sports Guy" thinks that he is a great athlete in his chosen sport. For example, he plays every pick-up basketball game as if it was the NBA playoffs. The reality is that he got no game!

Listen, loser, this is a company softball game, not the World Series. Of course we want to win, but in the grand scheme of things THIS GAME DOES NOT MATTER! Don't give yourself a heart attack worrying about it. And anyway, my 82-year-old grandmother got a better batting average than you, loser!

by Super Guy March 23, 2004