Stuart Fletcher's definitions

Chun

(Slang)

1. <verb> To Chun; To ejaculate

FRANK: "David, you know that I'm gonna chun all over your stereo if you carry on listening to Gerotted."
DAVE: "Just because you have dump taste in music doesn't mean I have to stop playing my stereo."

by Stuart Fletcher October 4, 2005

Jap's eye

British slang <n> (Offensive)
The only externally visible part of the urethra on a male where semen and urine is secreted from the body.
Known as a 'Jap's eye' due to the similarity between the shape of the stereotypical Japanese eye and that the opening on the penis is much like a slit.
Although the phrase is not used in a directly racist manner, people of Far Eastern origin may take offence to the use of the term.

"Jeremy inserted a drill bit into his Jap's eye and proceeded to utterly maim himself."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Therefore

<adverb>

1) And for that reason

TOMMY: "Yeah and then he went into the post office and shot everyone, it was horrendous."
TAMMY: "Yeah I went into the post office the other day... Nothing really major like that happened, but I DID find some useful passport documents..."
<silence>
TIMMY: "Therefore, shut the fuck up."

by Stuart Fletcher February 24, 2005

Thirsty

1) <adj> Feeling a desire to drink.
2) <adj> Causing thirst.
3) <adj> Expressing a desire to want something.
4) <adj> Chiefly British slang; A exceptionally attractive female (or man, respectively) who is "thirsty for sperm."

--> From Old English: 'Thurst'

1)
That Phidippides must have been thirsty after running 140 miles from Marathon to Sparta in 2 days.

2)
Running 140 miles in two days is thirsty work.

3)
I am thirsty to win that tournament!

4)
SCOTT: "I've just seen a girl; She was thirsty."
FLETCH: "How do you know?"
SCOTT: "I mean she was thirsty for sperm!"
FLETCH: "Show me the girl."

by Stuart Fletcher May 10, 2005

M.A.S.K.

<noun> television;
M.A.S.K. literally 'Mobile Armoured Strike Kommand' was a cartoon series made in the late 80's - early 90's featuring a team of men led by Matt Trakker utilising masks with special powers and special vehicles against another team of villains known as V.E.N.O.M. It was very successful.

GONZALEZ: "M.A.S.K. was probably one of the best cartoons to ever come from America. It had violence, but no blood. Amazing."

RONALD: "Yeah, they lived in a laser age! They're cool. Cartoons nowadays are shit and boring."

GONZALEZ: "I concur."

by Stuart Fletcher January 11, 2005

No man's land

<noun> British slang

1) The area between two opposing forces' trenches during WW1. Characterised by a quagmire of saturated soil, crater holes, barbed wire, unexploded shells, quicksoil and rotting bodies. The last place on Earth you'd want to be in the period between 1914-1918, or for some time afterwards I'd imagine...

2) The area between your ballsack and your arsehole.

"Sgt. Harris was caught out in No-Mans-Land yesterday during a patrol. He's been pronounced Missing in Action... But I think we all know what really happened to him..."

"I love scratchin' mi' No Man's Land, *guffaw guffaw.*"

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Enuff

<adj/adv>
The way that some people, mostly on the internet type 'enough' to either save typing an extra letter, seem like a cool person or because they actually think that 'enuff' is the correct spelling.

==> Probably originated in Haydock, England.

<MSN>
Andy: "Hi"
Fletch: "Hey"
Andy: "ho r u"
Fletch: "Not so bad, how are you?"
Andy: "nt gttin enuff sleep lol"
Fletch: "That's too bad."
Andy: "I no lol mite stay ov college 2mrw"
Fletch: "AGAIN?"


(... etc you get the idea.)

by Stuart Fletcher January 12, 2005