Stuart's definitions

lil john

An off da chain muthafucka who takes shit no shit from anybody. Stop talkin shit about him being a lame rapper. He isn't a rapper, dumbshits. he creates the beats for songs and then adds him saying "yeaaah", "Okaaay", or "whaaat"! Don't be such ignorant bastards and don't comment on things you don't know about!

Ignorant fucktard: Lil John is a retarted shit who can't rhyme.

Me: Fuck off, bitch!

by stuart May 1, 2005

the wiggles

A group of very gay australian men who seem to entertain the hell out of toddlers and infants. they wear bright, vibrant shirts and most likely butt fuck eachother allll niiiight looooong.

Those Wiggles are like crack for toddlers!

by Stuart April 17, 2005

Pookie

a word used by an Irish actor in a soap called Glenroe. "Michael Lally"

He refers to mushrooms as Pookies

Those pookies are not good

by Stuart March 7, 2005

kuk

1) any variant of skin-obsessed homo sapian (regular intervals of cleansing and daily exfoliation)

2) jennacakes

3) to paint a log pink

"omg yen ur such a kuk" vil
"look at that stupid kukface, why is she painting that log pink?" stu

by stuart March 3, 2005

Pojango

Created by a man called Bagimodo of the shire (Warwickshire) to initially describe the internet.

"I don't know where to buy my computer from"

"Have a look on the Pojangonet"

It is now widley used by those who know it, but for many other purposes.

As a sign of frustration

"OH Pojango"

Often if someone can't think of a word they will use Pojango in it's place

"You know that thing, the erm....erm....Pojango"

If something is high or drunk

"That guy is Pojangoed"
"that guy is out of his Pojango"

I'm sure this word will ecumulate more and more definitions by the day which is why it makes a truly, truley Pojango of a word!!

by Stuart February 4, 2005

B.O.B.

Bomb On Board or Best On Board.

A plane was grounded because a note with B.O.B. was found, yet noone knew whether it meant a bomb or a hot woman.

by Stuart October 17, 2004

maps

Mail Abuse Protection System

A MAPS server is usually a DNS Blacklist of hosts which have (or are capable of having) spammed a reporting host. Sorbs.net is a perfect example of such a list.

by Stuart August 22, 2004