St. Ias's definitions

4th of july

4th of July is a birthday date

Gina Lollobrigida (actress), Louis B. Meyer (Film Executive)
and Neil Simon (Playwright) were born on 4th of July

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

slut

Slut is an acronym for sexually licentious usually two-timing

Two guys were having a pint whilst discussing a well known woman in the village. "She's a slut. She flies over to the Isle of Man at the weekends, sees your man there(you know, that millionaire fellow who lives on the island), has a couple of expensive holidays with him during the year too. She comes home on a Sunday and on Monday and Tuesday lives with a company director who comes over from London each week. On Wednesday, Thursday and Friday she lives with that farmer up the road there. She also owns a house they are at the University there. When she is not here the farmer thinks she is with her kids. It is common knowledge to everyone but him what she is doing. No one dare tell the farmer. It would kill him. Ach that one is a slut all right".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

dry fuck

Developing ripe youthful filthy underwear cummy knickers

The teenagers had been having a dry fuckin the girl's bedroom. Her mother, who was sorting a pile of clothes for the washing machine, knew rightly what her daughter and boyfriend were doing in the bedroom. She called up the stairs " Throw down your dry fuck to me. I will throw them in the machine ".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

LOL

LOL is a text message used regularly. It means Look Out Lover

The sexspecialist sent me a text message this afternoon.
I know I am on a promise of a hot time this evening as the message read LOL

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

jumper

A person who jumps to conclusions

A jumper sometimes jumps to conclusions by gut instinct

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

CHP

This an acronym for Clearly hocus pocus

There was a circus in town the other day and one of the acts, a magician, used the phrase Hocus Pocus before several of his tricks. I heard a father tell his young daughter as they came out of the tent that the magician's entire routine was CHP

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

FUN

FUN is an acronym for frivolous unburdened nookie

My girlfriend and I decided we would buy all the food and drink required to see us through to Monday on Friday. Once we had done all the shopping we would head straight home, unpack the shopping and put it away. We would then take the phone off the hook, switch off our mobiles and have fun all weekend until the time came to get upto get ready to go to work on Monday morning.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005