St. Ias's definitions

dump

dump is an acronym for do you mind please?

I was in the bedroom with a really attractive sexy dark haired woman.
I said "Dump? Strip. I want to fuck you".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

Bjs

An acronym for the Irish expression Bejaysus.

Walking along the road with his mate, Paddy noticed a voluptuous young lady standing at the bus stop. He looked at her, turned to his mate and said " Bjs would you ever look at dat der "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

She

SHE is a novel written in 1887 by H. Rider Haggard

I have not read She. I must check to see if there is a copy in the local library

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

jumper

A person who jumps to conclusions

A jumper sometimes jumps to conclusions by gut instinct

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

CHP

This an acronym for Clearly hocus pocus

There was a circus in town the other day and one of the acts, a magician, used the phrase Hocus Pocus before several of his tricks. I heard a father tell his young daughter as they came out of the tent that the magician's entire routine was CHP

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

guak

guak is an acronym for " give us another kiss "

I was lying in my bed attempting to go to sleep. Outside in the street I heard a young couple talking. I heard the guy say " guak "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

JMR

Jacobean magnificent reporters

During the period James I of England was on the throne (1566 - 1625)
those JMR Sir Francis Bacon and William Shakespeare were well known for their writing

by St. Ias September 27, 2005