St. Ias's definitions

real talk

A heart to heart, pulling no punches, down to earth God's honest
conversation, getting down to serious business after light hearted banter.

Sooner or later I am going to have serious real talk with the woman that I love.

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

JMR

Jotting meticulous reports

When British Prime Minister Tony Blair gives interviews to the press most of the political journalists in attendance may be seen JMR

by St. Ias April 12, 2006

D O M

Some people think DOM means dirty old man. They have filthy minds.
People with clean minds know this means Distinguished Older Man.

Many women in their 40s who have reared their family are liberated sexually.
They thoroughly enjoy the pleasure of having a D O M to escort them on
a regular basis around the social scene

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

HEH

HEH is an {acronym} for Housekeeper's Equality Hierarchy

Women are rapidly becoming tired of being slaves in the home. Throughout the Western World they are uniting to establish an organisation known as HEH. Women need more free time to themselves so that they too can enjoy life. This drastic change in society means that the men in their lives will have to take their turn at looking after the children, washing the nappies, pushing the pram and doing the shopping.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

penetrate

You get a good fuck when you penetrate.
It is much better than the woman giving you a hand job.

The sexspecialist grips tightly when I penetrate her

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

minds

Mentally independent nervous dispositions

Great minds think alike

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

NFL

NFL is an acronym for no fucking lights

There was a row in the pub a few nights ago. Paddy told the other guy that if he carried on annoying him he would have NFL (meaning he would have two black eyes).

by St. Ias December 28, 2005