St. Ias's definitions

insurance

Insurance is a big international industry employing thousands of people. It has a turnover of billions of dollars.

The Insurance Industry started at Edward Lloyd's coffee house in London in the late 1680s. Edward Lloyd's was a popular meeting spot for master mariners, merchants and ship owners. All the news about the departures of ships, their estimated time of arrival at the port to which they were sailing ,and the cargoes being carried was discussed over coffee and something to eat. Lloyds rapidly became the place where ships and their cargoes were insured against loss at sea. Today Lloyds of London is still the leading marine and specialist insurance market in the world.

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

JMR

Justified moral reaction

I posted some erotic literature to a friend. My friend blocked me.
My emails could no longer be received. I feel that this was JMR

by St. Ias September 27, 2005

JAL

Acronym for Just anal lust

I approached a woman in a red light district. I asked what she offered. She replied "jal"

by St. Ias October 3, 2005

Bjs

An acronym for the Irish expression Bejaysus.

Walking along the road with his mate, Paddy noticed a voluptuous young lady standing at the bus stop. He looked at her, turned to his mate and said " Bjs would you ever look at dat der "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

dump

dump is an acronym for do you mind please?

I was in the bedroom with a really attractive sexy dark haired woman.
I said "Dump? Strip. I want to fuck you".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

She

SHE is a novel written in 1887 by H. Rider Haggard

I have not read She. I must check to see if there is a copy in the local library

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005