Spider John's definitions

ibm

Imbeciles Become Managers

I work for Big Blue IBM and I love being brainwashed and not knowing my own yupppie conglomerate's methodogolies and ethics.

by Spider John March 20, 2004

volks

short for Volkswagen. best bang for teh buck.

i drive a nice volks. wanna get a BMW later tho to add to my car collection, also an audi, porsche, and a benzo.

by Spider John May 16, 2004

KSD

Kinky Silver Dress-

what a hot nymphomaniacal young chick wears to hook up with sleazy men at discothecques.

"Lookit that hot bitch with dat KSD. Gotta get her number so I can get her in bed!"

by Spider John June 15, 2004

phd

phoney hitler doctorate

i've got a phd to be pretentious and to impose and pander low-life peasants, plebeians, and pathetic imbeciles.

by Spider John March 20, 2004

nerd

a nerd is a socially inept, awkward loser not necessarily a smart person. he/she can be an idiot, a dull, insipid, square bunghole who doesn't know how to party. a geek is not a nerd, just someone who has exceptional qualities and who is bankable. a geek rules the world whearas nerds are totally faceless.

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are computer geeks, whereas Richard Simmons is a faggish nerd.

by Spider John October 15, 2006