Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa's definitions

Schizobabel

To blame worries on an illusive omnipotent hypothetical character. Traditionally schizobabelers learn to crazy talk from a fictitious final fantasy book about ways to helps others with their VIP pass at the pearly gates, by means of inadherence to various pleasurable activities that are sinful.

John was paranoid about doomsday in 2012 because of what a schizobabler told him. John continues to blame his worries on an omnipotent guy in the sky, while he looks down and asks questions in faith with his palms pressed together at his chest. If John never learned schizobabel. he would address personal problems more like a business would with constructive criticism.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa April 22, 2015

Contreptiv

To outline or draw the skeleton of a concept highlighting the major focus areas thereby for laying the principles for another to continue work on the concept.

To build the ideas of a contraption in basic engineering and lay the foundation or bedrock of rudimentary principles to define a concept for others to work on later is contreptiv work.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa May 22, 2018

Intrject

To add something of value to another's conversation, dialog, mind map, or statement.

May I intrject to add something of value to your statement since I was also a witness to the event.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa September 13, 2016

Nanthem

National anthem.

Have you heard how good she sang the nanthem at the nhl game between the oilers and kings?
Don't you mean naanthumbs!
Ya if you call the Canadian anthem yours and abide by your dual american canadian citizenship.
What do they call you folk anywho?
North americans.
No i mean a dual citizen.
Oh we're flying spiegels.
More like flattering snow eagels.
Or Amerdien.
Hows Canamers.
Lets settle on beaver boxes meets a groundhog igloo hibernating sexual harrasment hybrid polerizzly bear.
Or how about beagels. Beaver and eagel.
How bout bald megals.
Ya we are self centered and vain, but its everyman for himself, in this lay say fair adam smithonomics culture.
Cutthroat biz in the arms dealer business.
Glad we could force forces upon their budget.
Ya they need to catch up to our military spening.
Isnt at minimum 1% of the GDP allocated to defence.
Ya the canadians are slackin on their pimpin in defence spending.
They sure will enjoy the boatload of F18 fighter jets that we sole them for 300 million.
Isnt it funny that they doubled the cost of the production run by imposing a tariff on the product.
So its costing us another 300 million to stay in the business or defence togther.
Yeah.
Worth it though.
Totally.
Long live democracy!
Free market!
Logistically wouldnt opening up the NAFTA to europe an asia mean more biz?
Yeah when they finally get free trade as a service FTAAS or FAAS trade, modeled after the utility industry, then it will level the playing field

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa May 26, 2018

Mecessity

Out of necessity to oneself or 'me. '

When one assumes wants as needs and justifies purchases of barely-necessary products or services to feel temporarily & instantly refreshed with their newlook or feel from an exciting experience purchased out of mecessity to one's self.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa August 19, 2016

Wide Walker

One who walks with their feet overequidistant to one's shoulder width.

Wide walkers are known to strut in close proximity to attractive women.

When Kyle bends his knees it allows him an opportunity to modify his stance in preparation for the incoming offensive visitor

number doppel nein wide walker who has enough speed in full tilt crouch wide bullet kinesthetic motion to pass by intredefensiv Kyle who usually angles opponents from the centre towards a full body contact collision at the boards to protect the neutral zone.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 22, 2016

Tooth Wrencher

Slang for dentist.

After sedated for half an hour, Kah Vi Teas lost again another battle vs the tooth wrencher`s instrument of mass construction, the trademarked product entitled KAHVALiSS; here to freshen your smile with fast acting tooth whitening gum powder, as your first line of defense in the battle with gingivitis pla.qu.Kah.davrs, your tooth wrencher skillyfully experiences daily operations using tools that easily, at the slightest misfortunate bonk from a drunk nurse, could leave you on the phone with a lawyer for four hours weekly, spanning 50+ years of settlement, as your legal weapon to secure the perimeter of your friendly jargon trap`s ability to still attract as much pussy as your prime.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa June 14, 2016