Sleightflow's definitions

Slang

The natural progression of language by means of:

1.) Abbreviation (bro from brother)
2.) Word reversal (cool and hot for good)

3.) A need for secrecy (dime bag for $10 of pot or 1/10oz of weed)
4.) Degree of separation (green for marijuana)

5.) Expressed honorific (calling a close friend your brother)
6.) Combination (Branjalina for Brad Pit and Angelina Jolie)

7.) Any other word not recognized by the major dictionaries as viable, but which a large portion of the population will understand the meaning of.

Though he did not allow slang to be used in his classroom, Prof. Smith was known to call his students "dude", "man", and "bro" outside of class in a feeble attempt to regain some of his lost youth.

by Sleightflow October 22, 2012

southern-biscuit

To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.

Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.

Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.

Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."

by sleightflow February 26, 2013

chronically late

Any time you smoke weed after 4:20pm. The history as to why it is PM and not AM as well is unknown, but likely arbitrary.

Alt: Slang for when a dealer takes a longer than usual amount of time to deliver your pot.

"Man, it's five o'clock and you're just now smoking up..? You're chronically late!"

or

"Usually on time, Timmy wondered why PK was chronically late with the kind he had ordered."

by Sleightflow October 22, 2012