8 definitions by Sister Wives
When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact
I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day
by Sister Wives February 26, 2021
My desktop is just loaded with files. That will be a good pandemic resolution, I will be sure to clean them up during when I'm trapped at home for 3 months again.
by Sister Wives July 22, 2021
I was speaking with this salesman but it was hard to concentrate because he would maskurbate while answering my questions.
by Sister Wives February 26, 2021
by Sister Wives April 7, 2021
the male sexual disorder often characterized by the inability to ejaculate due to the excessive consumption of Dogfish Head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.
After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.
by Sister Wives January 18, 2013
-a way to notify others of your long term leg pain when both parties are tired of saying and hearing "my leg hurts"
by Sister Wives September 9, 2011
A frozen concoction featuring vodka, coffee liquor and dark rum blended with ice and consumed alone or with friends
Dude, it is so hot and I would love to drink a black Russian.
Why don't you make us some Putin & Marley's
Why don't you make us some Putin & Marley's
by Sister Wives March 14, 2018