SiLentThReaD's definitions

Padlock Chaser

A person obsessed with looking up current topics and words in wikipedia. Mainly for the thrill of seeing a padlock and saying to oneself... "Dam, that must be one heated topic"

I'm a full blown padlock chaser, and I'm dam proud of it.

by SiLentThReaD December 15, 2009

Chinese Dog Bite

When a dog bites a male human on the penis. Sometimes, even ripping it off with it's teeth. It does not necessarily need to be a Chinese dog. It is called a Chinese Dog Bite, because several Kung Fu movies from the 1970's had these kinds of scenes. Some folks of S&M fantasize about being tortured like this. Primarily because even though the dog is biting your penis off, they are excited about the fact that something is coming in contact with it. It is considered to be stimulating.

The other day, I was thinking about getting a Chinese Dog Bite, and I quickly got a hard on.

by SiLentThreaD December 17, 2008

Eminem

A famous rapper who's parents bought him nice clothes and gave him lunch money when he was a kid growing up. So that whole white gangster act is bullshit.

Leroy: Hey Lamont, did you hear that new song by Eminem?
It's fresh dog.

Lamont: Leroy please, that is bullshit. That boy had his momma fold his cloths and tuck him into bed at night. I don't believe a word of those lyrics.

by silentthread September 13, 2010

Kevin Federline

A former husband of Britney Spears.

Kevin Federline is many times confused with Roger Federer(A professional tennis player).
The theory behind this problem is that 2 individuals with similar last names became famous around the same time.

This type of problem has also happened in the past.
Examples....

The word "Rush" became very popular in the 80's
Rush Limbaugh
Simon RushDie
The return of the hard rock band "Rush"

Other recent events...
Evan Longoria(Baseball)
Eva Longoria(Desperate Housewives)

Bob: Kevin Federline is about to beat Nadal!
Mike: Don't you mean Roger Federer?!

by silentthread September 1, 2010

Russell Brand

A dumbass, hippie, English comedian, that thinks Americans are dumb cowboys.

Did you hear what Russell Brand said about President Bush at the MTV music awards. What an idiot. This English fool should stick to his job and avoid political issues. Especially since he does not know what he's talking about.

by SiLentThReaD October 22, 2008