SiLentThReaD's definitions

Padlock Chaser

A person obsessed with looking up current topics and words in wikipedia. Mainly for the thrill of seeing a padlock and saying to oneself... "Dam, that must be one heated topic"

I'm a full blown padlock chaser, and I'm dam proud of it.

by SiLentThReaD December 15, 2009

Chinese Dog Bite

When a dog bites a male human on the penis. Sometimes, even ripping it off with it's teeth. It does not necessarily need to be a Chinese dog. It is called a Chinese Dog Bite, because several Kung Fu movies from the 1970's had these kinds of scenes. Some folks of S&M fantasize about being tortured like this. Primarily because even though the dog is biting your penis off, they are excited about the fact that something is coming in contact with it. It is considered to be stimulating.

The other day, I was thinking about getting a Chinese Dog Bite, and I quickly got a hard on.

by SiLentThreaD December 17, 2008

Photo bombing

The fine art of ruining other people's photos. Usually by running in the background or making a silly face in the background. It's usually done to strangers, but shit man, you better run if they notice at the moment, because you might get your ass kicked.

Hey Geo, check out them tourist. Let's do some photo bombing on them.

by SiLentThReaD August 17, 2008

High Movie

A movie that serves the purpose of making you feel high. Examples... The Matrix, King Arthur, Braveheart.

Man, I was feeling like shit the other day. I quickly went to my high movie collection and decided to watch "The Matrix". After the movie, I felt high, like I could kick some ass or something.

by silentthread August 5, 2008

Russell Brand

A dumbass, hippie, English comedian, that thinks Americans are dumb cowboys.

Did you hear what Russell Brand said about President Bush at the MTV music awards. What an idiot. This English fool should stick to his job and avoid political issues. Especially since he does not know what he's talking about.

by SiLentThReaD October 22, 2008