promised

The past tense of Promise. Made sure they will do something or that something will happen.

"I promised to go to the park at 2:30pm"

"He promised to stop with the jokes but he didn't stop"

by Shitass, True God May 01, 2021

nopety nope

When you dislike/hate something or someone so much you get outta there in a flash

Random Guy: "Dude look at this cursed image"

Me after seeing it: *Nopety Nopes outta there*

by Shitass, True God May 02, 2021

Kepp

You wanted to type in Skeppy the YouTuber but you removed the First and Last letter.

Why are you still here?

Hugh Dick: "bro I just typed kepp"

Moe Lester: "why"

Hugh Dick: "IDK"

by Shitass, True God April 16, 2021

Killer fish

Lives in San Diego. He doesn't know what he is, but knows he tastes good. Has also caused over 90% of deaths in San Diego!

Killer fish, killer fish from San Diego. I don't know what I am, but I taste really good. I'm a killer fish. Hello, I'll be your killer fish for this evening

by Shitass, True God September 07, 2021

Chicky nuggies

The god of all food ever no more explanations

"I absolutely love chicky nuggies"

by Shitass, True God April 10, 2021

Goanimate calliou

A bald child in a website that fucking loves chuck e cheese and gets grounded by boris the dad why the hell is he here

Goanimate calliou: I like chuck e cheese i will sneak there

Boris: OH O HO HO H OHOH HO H HOW DARE YUO SNEAK TO CHUCK E CHEESE DATS IT UR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 54865190745709837098749793487493747934889237983274093793479082473-5487-53468937293789740378932739844237934747394798472879838479372837947283989702397389710971908797340970948193748471892364793095634719584798570791369420849739748793797489327594917493874879327893279838798482798157-74378902 YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!

Calliou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEAEAAAA

by Shitass, True God April 28, 2021

Kid amongus

A word of ultimate tomfoolery that destroys anyone when said backwards

Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: Hello there (General kenobi)
Guy 1: Can you spell Kid Amongus backwards
Guy 2: Yeah sure it's sugnoma dik
Guy 2: Wait no- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guy 1: haha he never knew it was sugnoma- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Shitass, True God August 13, 2021