Seth's definitions

cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

by Seth March 23, 2005

TKE

Acronym for Tau Kappa Epsilon, the best fraternity in the fucking world.

Some Kid: TKE is awsome!
Me: Then rush.

by Seth May 13, 2005

gimped

"messed up", "broken",

"that is gimped of you to cheat in pool"

by seth November 17, 2003

dutch door

Sex position used usually on your mother

John had your grandma and sister in a dutch door tornado.

by Seth July 11, 2003

Long Dong Don Juan Delicious

Don is a pimp reverend...he hales from Mexico but doesnt speak spanish...He fought side by side with General Patton and was injured in World War 1-

see Don Gonzalez, you'll never be the same.

by Seth July 18, 2006

ball drizzling cum mag

A magazine with your mom in it.

The Ball Drizzling Cum Mag showed your mom sucking off a horse.

by Seth July 11, 2003