1 definition by Sergeant Biffy

Jessika

Someone so beautiful they outshine the needs of makeup or any face enhancing product, she is naturally beautiful and gorgeous. She even has the weirdest sense of humour that you could possibly imagine, she can be everything and all you need at the same time she's practically perfect and a world of fun. If you don't treat her right then you don't deserve her amazing company and therefore should change or say goodbye to a life of fun. Whenever you need her she's always there unless she's reading a book then in that case you must leave her and let her read and enjoy her life and don't you dare disturb her. She's the perfect package and even more, you must give her all the love in the world and she will return the favour.

Man: Damn dude that Jessika is quite a bodacious babe, such a perfect catch
Other Man: I know dude but she's 500000 levels out of my league ill just worship her from afar
Man: Me too bro *Prays to Jessika

by Sergeant Biffy June 15, 2016