Definitions by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag

Braille-cut 

This describes a haircut that looks like the stylist was either blind or tried without looking.
Also why you don't see a school for blind hair stylist.

Who do you think you are? Stevie Wonder? That haircut looks awful! Is that a braille-cut?

Braille-cut by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 8, 2016

Dosie-don't 

This is a term used to describe really bad dance moves.

This girl dancing at the club last night looked like she was doing the dosie-don't! I thought Elaine from Seinfeld was on the dance floor!

Dosie-don't by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 6, 2016

Dosie-don't 

This is a term used to describe really bad dance moves.

This girl dancing at the club last night looked like she was doing the dosie-don't! I thought Elaine from Seinfeld was on the dance floor!

Dosie-don't by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 6, 2016

Chow 

This is a long haired dog known to be viscious and dangerous.

This can also be used as a one word description saying you got cheated on with, by someone. Used as a noun and verb.

Can be said as: chow, chowed, chowing

I thought I loved that girl but she ended up being a chow.

I caught my wife chowing with her sancho.
I found out my girl chowed my best friend on my bed.

Chow by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 6, 2016

Lurky Herpe 

This is a Herpe on a person's mouth that won't go a way. This "sore" subject always seems to lead back to just a "cold sore", but after about 2 weeks, this holy mole of VD's and a coworkers denial, has you slipping your prescription of Valtrex in their coffee every morning.

I swear, if the Deli Manger doesn't get rid of that Lurky Herpe on her lip, I'm going to put in for a transfer to produce...

Lurky Herpe by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016

Ivory swag

This is a white person who fits in with any ethnic crowd. This wizard of white people could pimp ho's with suga free after c-walking at a backyard boogie with with Dub-C, and then go hang with Billy Ray Cyrus and do a boot scootin boogie all over Miley, after salsa dancing at his Hyna's Hermanita's Quinceañera. Amazingly, these Angel Cakes can usually not only dance, but ball too!

When I think about ivory swag, I think about, Justin Timberlake, Paul Walker, David Spade, Julia Stiles, Will Smith and Tommy Chong.

Ivory swag by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016

Pflugerville 

This is a small suburban town just north of Austin, TX.
This tounge twisting town will leave you pfrustrated. You might see a wing pfactory or dolpfhin donuts. This place will leave you wondering if Dr. Suess pfucked a pfatty on a pfriday in pfebruary or something. You will leave you with a lispf... on the bright side, you'll have a reason to use that spfeech pftherapist on your insurance you never thought you'd need...

Pflugerville, TX needs to go back to school and learn how to spfell.

Pflugerville by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016