Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag's definitions

Filet-o-puss

This is an adjective to describe a vagina that looks like raw calimari. Or sushi that isn't quite rolled up.

I was going to score with this chick last night when I discovered her filet-o-puss. It looked like it was going to be my last meal and the chef serving me was staring, waiting form me to dig into this salmonella sushi abortion.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

My niggles

Saying my niggles is an intimate term of endearment. It's like saying my nigga except directed towards an intimate partner or side chick.

I love you boo. You my niggles.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016

Whistling Dixie Chick

This is a Lesbian woman that is a closet dick sucker.

Despite her liberal Lesbian, yet butch conservative life style, this Whistling Dixie Chick loves to suck a good dick once in awhile. When the Bull comes out of this Bear, Shell gobble down your pleasure pig with so much greed, all the stock brokers on Wall Street will be jealous if they found out!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Great balls of fire

This is a party shot where someone takes a shot of fireball off a guys ball sack. If you can talk some poor schmuck into trying this you'll have ants in your pants trying not to laugh until his balls are on the burner! After a long night of drinking, his salty balls will blister so bad he'll think there was Nair in that shot!

What?! Great balls of fire?!! He had to have known his balls were gonna fry!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Pflugerville

This is a small suburban town just north of Austin, TX.
This tounge twisting town will leave you pfrustrated. You might see a wing pfactory or dolpfhin donuts. This place will leave you wondering if Dr. Suess pfucked a pfatty on a pfriday in pfebruary or something. You will leave you with a lispf... on the bright side, you'll have a reason to use that spfeech pftherapist on your insurance you never thought you'd need...

Pflugerville, TX needs to go back to school and learn how to spfell.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016

Ivory swag

This is a white person who fits in with any ethnic crowd. This wizard of white people could pimp ho's with suga free after c-walking at a backyard boogie with with Dub-C, and then go hang with Billy Ray Cyrus and do a boot scootin boogie all over Miley, after salsa dancing at his Hyna's Hermanita's Quinceañera. Amazingly, these Angel Cakes can usually not only dance, but ball too!

When I think about ivory swag, I think about, Justin Timberlake, Paul Walker, David Spade, Julia Stiles, Will Smith and Tommy Chong.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016

BUSCH

A cheap but considered quality tasting beer made by Anheiser-Busch. Can be used as an acronym to describe your feelings and pride in drinking this fine brew.

Point at each letter on BUSCH can and say: Because U Save Cash Homie! Or, Bitch U Shoulda Come Home! Depending on your mood

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 1, 2016