Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag's definitions

Whistling Dixie Chick

This is a Lesbian woman that is a closet dick sucker.

Despite her liberal Lesbian, yet butch conservative life style, this Whistling Dixie Chick loves to suck a good dick once in awhile. When the Bull comes out of this Bear, Shell gobble down your pleasure pig with so much greed, all the stock brokers on Wall Street will be jealous if they found out!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Great balls of fire

This is a party shot where someone takes a shot of fireball off a guys ball sack. If you can talk some poor schmuck into trying this you'll have ants in your pants trying not to laugh until his balls are on the burner! After a long night of drinking, his salty balls will blister so bad he'll think there was Nair in that shot!

What?! Great balls of fire?!! He had to have known his balls were gonna fry!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Honkey Whisperer

This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤

There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016

BUSCH

A cheap but considered quality tasting beer made by Anheiser-Busch. Can be used as an acronym to describe your feelings and pride in drinking this fine brew.

Point at each letter on BUSCH can and say: Because U Save Cash Homie! Or, Bitch U Shoulda Come Home! Depending on your mood

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 1, 2016

Pflugerville

This is a small suburban town just north of Austin, TX.
This tounge twisting town will leave you pfrustrated. You might see a wing pfactory or dolpfhin donuts. This place will leave you wondering if Dr. Suess pfucked a pfatty on a pfriday in pfebruary or something. You will leave you with a lispf... on the bright side, you'll have a reason to use that spfeech pftherapist on your insurance you never thought you'd need...

Pflugerville, TX needs to go back to school and learn how to spfell.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016

The Brown Cowboy

This is the act of ejaculating deep inside a girls asshole without her knowing it's about to happen. As she becomes comfortable with a little fingering of the Brown eye as you fuck her, you make your move! Pull your pistol and saddle up her back door for the ride of a lifetime! It's certain to end with a bang! If she likes it, then youll know you found your philly!

The Brown Cowboy is the act of ejaculating in a girls ass without her knowing it's about to happen. Also used as a test to see if she's a keeper.

Bro! I think I'm I'm love! I pulled the Brown Cowboy last night and she liked it!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 1, 2016

Ivory swag

This is a white person who fits in with any ethnic crowd. This wizard of white people could pimp ho's with suga free after c-walking at a backyard boogie with with Dub-C, and then go hang with Billy Ray Cyrus and do a boot scootin boogie all over Miley, after salsa dancing at his Hyna's Hermanita's Quinceañera. Amazingly, these Angel Cakes can usually not only dance, but ball too!

When I think about ivory swag, I think about, Justin Timberlake, Paul Walker, David Spade, Julia Stiles, Will Smith and Tommy Chong.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016