Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag's definitions
This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤
There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016
Get the Honkey Whisperermug. Multi colored and flavored candy that is delicious. Also, a name for a specific type of Bukake Party where a woman or man gets ejaculated on by every race of man.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 1, 2016
Get the Skittles Partymug. This is the result caused when a man has not ejaculated in over 24hrs. As he tries to hold back his batch during intercourse or masterbation, the sunami brewing in his sack is so thick and rich it feels like butter is churning in his balls. Upon release, unloaded like a strike of rolling lightning, the man cannot help but let out the loudest groan which sounds like thunder when combined with the banging of furniture when someone hears it from another room or outside.
I've been stuck with the kids all week so last night when me and my girl were finally alone, I pounced that pussy like Zeus in a lightning storm and unloaded my thunder butter deep in her pussy, so loud the neighbors thought it was storming outside and she wanted to change her name to Jezebel after enough cum from a gang bang dripped out of her pussy. There was enough to make toast for the whole neighborhood.
That guy needs to get laid more. My wife is getting excited every time she hears the neighbor release his thunder butter.
That guy needs to get laid more. My wife is getting excited every time she hears the neighbor release his thunder butter.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
Get the Thunder buttermug. If you know what a honkey whisperer is and you know what a Pickaninny is? This has "what you talkin bout Willis" all over it!
A Honkey Whispering Pickaninny is a small version of a a Honkey Whisperer!
A Honkey Whispering Pickaninny is a small version of a a Honkey Whisperer!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016
Get the Honkey Whispering Pickaninnymug. This is the act of jerking off over someone's face as they suck on your balls in a t-bag like fashion. Without warning, when you're about to cum, you pull your balls out of their mouth and drape them over their eyes so they can't see and in the same motion shove your asshole right in their mouth. Theyll never see it coming.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Surprise. She never saw it coming as I pulled my balls out of her mouth and draped them over her eyes. Before she knew it, she was sucking on my asshole as I exploded cum everywhere!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016
Get the Sanchez Surprisemug. This is a like Netflix but caters to a homosexual male audience. A man can saddle up with Broke back Mountain, or settle in with Stranger by the Lake, or show your wild side living vicariously through I love you Phillip Morris. There are also shows for gay men trying not to be gay offering self help titles like, And the Band Played On or Dallas Buyers Club which exposes the homosexual disease ridden culture.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
Get the Sausageflixmug. This girl dancing at the club last night looked like she was doing the dosie-don't! I thought Elaine from Seinfeld was on the dance floor!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 6, 2016
Get the Dosie-don'tmug.