Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag's definitions

Filet-o-puss

This is an adjective to describe a vagina that looks like raw calimari. Or sushi that isn't quite rolled up.

I was going to score with this chick last night when I discovered her filet-o-puss. It looked like it was going to be my last meal and the chef serving me was staring, waiting form me to dig into this salmonella sushi abortion.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

My niggles

Saying my niggles is an intimate term of endearment. It's like saying my nigga except directed towards an intimate partner or side chick.

I love you boo. You my niggles.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016

Snow Biscuit

This is when a man creampies a yeast infected vagina.

My lady has been having some feminine hygiene problems lately. I wonder if I gave her a snow biscuit if the yeast infection would kill my sperm?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Dosie-don't

This is a term used to describe really bad dance moves.

This girl dancing at the club last night looked like she was doing the dosie-don't! I thought Elaine from Seinfeld was on the dance floor!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 6, 2016

Pflugerville

This is a small suburban town just north of Austin, TX.
This tounge twisting town will leave you pfrustrated. You might see a wing pfactory or dolpfhin donuts. This place will leave you wondering if Dr. Suess pfucked a pfatty on a pfriday in pfebruary or something. You will leave you with a lispf... on the bright side, you'll have a reason to use that spfeech pftherapist on your insurance you never thought you'd need...

Pflugerville, TX needs to go back to school and learn how to spfell.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016

The Brown Cowboy

This is the act of ejaculating deep inside a girls asshole without her knowing it's about to happen. As she becomes comfortable with a little fingering of the Brown eye as you fuck her, you make your move! Pull your pistol and saddle up her back door for the ride of a lifetime! It's certain to end with a bang! If she likes it, then youll know you found your philly!

The Brown Cowboy is the act of ejaculating in a girls ass without her knowing it's about to happen. Also used as a test to see if she's a keeper.

Bro! I think I'm I'm love! I pulled the Brown Cowboy last night and she liked it!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 1, 2016

Ivory swag

This is a white person who fits in with any ethnic crowd. This wizard of white people could pimp ho's with suga free after c-walking at a backyard boogie with with Dub-C, and then go hang with Billy Ray Cyrus and do a boot scootin boogie all over Miley, after salsa dancing at his Hyna's Hermanita's Quinceañera. Amazingly, these Angel Cakes can usually not only dance, but ball too!

When I think about ivory swag, I think about, Justin Timberlake, Paul Walker, David Spade, Julia Stiles, Will Smith and Tommy Chong.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016