Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag's definitions

Ivory swag

This is a white person who fits in with any ethnic crowd. This wizard of white people could pimp ho's with suga free after c-walking at a backyard boogie with with Dub-C, and then go hang with Billy Ray Cyrus and do a boot scootin boogie all over Miley, after salsa dancing at his Hyna's Hermanita's Quinceañera. Amazingly, these Angel Cakes can usually not only dance, but ball too!

When I think about ivory swag, I think about, Justin Timberlake, Paul Walker, David Spade, Julia Stiles, Will Smith and Tommy Chong.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016

Dosie-don't

This is a term used to describe really bad dance moves.

This girl dancing at the club last night looked like she was doing the dosie-don't! I thought Elaine from Seinfeld was on the dance floor!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 6, 2016

Filet-o-puss

This is an adjective to describe a vagina that looks like raw calimari. Or sushi that isn't quite rolled up.

I was going to score with this chick last night when I discovered her filet-o-puss. It looked like it was going to be my last meal and the chef serving me was staring, waiting form me to dig into this salmonella sushi abortion.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

My niggles

Saying my niggles is an intimate term of endearment. It's like saying my nigga except directed towards an intimate partner or side chick.

I love you boo. You my niggles.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016

Snow Biscuit

This is when a man creampies a yeast infected vagina.

My lady has been having some feminine hygiene problems lately. I wonder if I gave her a snow biscuit if the yeast infection would kill my sperm?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Dosie-don't

This is a term used to describe really bad dance moves.

This girl dancing at the club last night looked like she was doing the dosie-don't! I thought Elaine from Seinfeld was on the dance floor!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 6, 2016

Sanchez Surprise

This is the act of jerking off over someone's face as they suck on your balls in a t-bag like fashion. Without warning, when you're about to cum, you pull your balls out of their mouth and drape them over their eyes so they can't see and in the same motion shove your asshole right in their mouth. Theyll never see it coming.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Surprise. She never saw it coming as I pulled my balls out of her mouth and draped them over her eyes. Before she knew it, she was sucking on my asshole as I exploded cum everywhere!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016