Scuba Steve's definitions

phoshambo

The sound that is made when you wreck your moped. (Mike Kory)

I turned too sharp and all of the sudden... PHOSHAMBO... there was only one thing it could have been. I had wrecked my moped

by scuba steve August 25, 2003

porn

A great American pastime.

Baseball lost its title of the great American pastime when the internet was invented

by scuba steve November 7, 2004