Scuba Steve's definitions

Tom Cruise

Movie star who only uses 2 facial expressions in every movie he's in: smiling and not smiling.

Bad guy: I can see that your very upset.
Tom Cruise: You've never seen me...very upset.

by scuba steve January 21, 2005

phoshambo

The sound that is made when you wreck your moped. (Mike Kory)

I turned too sharp and all of the sudden... PHOSHAMBO... there was only one thing it could have been. I had wrecked my moped

by scuba steve August 25, 2003

zildjian

the oldest company in the world. not just the oldest cymbal company, but the oldest company period. est. 1623

what is the oldest established company in the history of the world?

zildjian

by scuba steve November 14, 2004

bah

Used to express dismissal, reject advice, renounce something, or to simply say "that won't happen".

dude 1: You can't take this boat through a hurricane! We'll sink!
dude 2: Bah.

dude 1: This ship is too big to be going this fast! There's icebergs out there!
dude 2: Bah.

by scuba steve January 27, 2005

hobart

your mom on a plate

by scuba steve August 25, 2003

JACK WAD

A person containing the attributes of both a "Jack ass" and a "Dick wad". Having a inept attitude or ignorance.

Larry is such a JACK WAD for stealing my car.

by Scuba Steve October 30, 2003

sell out

1. what happens when "person A" listens to an unpopular band to set themselves apart from the crowd, then that band becomes popular and all the people that "person A" hates (usually from school) enjoy that band too. because of this "person A" will get angry at their band and say they are sell outs.

2. when "person A" goes to the grocery store looking for an item and it is not in stock.

1. oh man, green day/blink 182/system of a down/the used/slipknot/mudvayne/john mayer have totally sold out because all the populoids (popular kids) have started to listen to them!

2. oh man the grocery store has sold out of apples, where will i go find some now?

by scuba steve November 14, 2004