Scuba Steve's definitions

Tom Cruise

Movie star who only uses 2 facial expressions in every movie he's in: smiling and not smiling.

Bad guy: I can see that your very upset.
Tom Cruise: You've never seen me...very upset.

by scuba steve January 21, 2005

nut punter

The act of holding a testicle with both hands as if it were a football and delivering a swift kick to it so that it sails through the air.

I punted the nut about 28 yards and got like 4 seconds of hangtime. It was sweet.

by Scuba Steve January 21, 2005

bah

Used to express dismissal, reject advice, renounce something, or to simply say "that won't happen".

dude 1: You can't take this boat through a hurricane! We'll sink!
dude 2: Bah.

dude 1: This ship is too big to be going this fast! There's icebergs out there!
dude 2: Bah.

by scuba steve January 27, 2005

porn

A great American pastime.

Baseball lost its title of the great American pastime when the internet was invented

by scuba steve November 7, 2004

lars ulrich

Drummer for the largest metal band ever, Metallica. Takes a lot of heat for the napster incident. Also gets shit on a lot by people who say he sucks a lot at drums, without thinking if the fact that Lars never said he was good, or talks like he knows what the hell he's doing anyways. He probably doesnt care anyways. He is making truckloads of money playing for Metallica, and he has a hot doctor wife. Does life get any better? I submit that it does not!

-Who plays drums for Metallica?
-Why, Lars Ulrich plays the drums for Metallica.
-Ah, Thank You

by scuba steve November 7, 2004

zildjian

the oldest company in the world. not just the oldest cymbal company, but the oldest company period. est. 1623

what is the oldest established company in the history of the world?

zildjian

by scuba steve November 14, 2004

sell out

1. what happens when "person A" listens to an unpopular band to set themselves apart from the crowd, then that band becomes popular and all the people that "person A" hates (usually from school) enjoy that band too. because of this "person A" will get angry at their band and say they are sell outs.

2. when "person A" goes to the grocery store looking for an item and it is not in stock.

1. oh man, green day/blink 182/system of a down/the used/slipknot/mudvayne/john mayer have totally sold out because all the populoids (popular kids) have started to listen to them!

2. oh man the grocery store has sold out of apples, where will i go find some now?

by scuba steve November 14, 2004