23 definitions by Scuba Steve

Smalls

The main character in "The Sandlot"

"You're killing me Smalls!"

by Scuba Steve July 17, 2003

porn

A great American pastime.

Baseball lost its title of the great American pastime when the internet was invented

by Scuba Steve November 7, 2004

Buff

Having a filled out physique with more emphasis placed on muscle mass than definition; swoll.

Jim got buff so the pool would hire him as a lifeguard. Now Jim gets paid $8.50 for sitting under an umbrella.

by Scuba Steve January 9, 2005

nut punter

The act of holding a testicle with both hands as if it were a football and delivering a swift kick to it so that it sails through the air.

I punted the nut about 28 yards and got like 4 seconds of hangtime. It was sweet.

by Scuba Steve January 22, 2005

hobart

your mom on a plate

by Scuba Steve August 26, 2003

hobart

A word made by Garrett Mostowski that refers to anyone thing that could possible be in a bust.

You are such a hobart

by Scuba Steve August 15, 2003

lars ulrich

Drummer for the largest metal band ever, Metallica. Takes a lot of heat for the napster incident. Also gets shit on a lot by people who say he sucks a lot at drums, without thinking if the fact that Lars never said he was good, or talks like he knows what the hell he's doing anyways. He probably doesnt care anyways. He is making truckloads of money playing for Metallica, and he has a hot doctor wife. Does life get any better? I submit that it does not!

-Who plays drums for Metallica?
-Why, Lars Ulrich plays the drums for Metallica.
-Ah, Thank You

by Scuba Steve November 7, 2004