Scuba Steve's definitions

Buff

Having a filled out physique with more emphasis placed on muscle mass than definition; swoll.

Jim got buff so the pool would hire him as a lifeguard. Now Jim gets paid $8.50 for sitting under an umbrella.

by scuba steve January 9, 2005

Tom Cruise

Movie star who only uses 2 facial expressions in every movie he's in: smiling and not smiling.

Bad guy: I can see that your very upset.
Tom Cruise: You've never seen me...very upset.

by scuba steve January 21, 2005

comedy central

A comedy channel that used to be the best on basic cable. But now it's going down the toilet because of unfunny annoying shows like Crank Yankers and Wanda Sykes, too many re-runs, and because some of the best shows are being cancelled and replaced with cheap trash.

Remember when you could watch the Man Show and Comedy Central was good?

by scuba steve January 10, 2005

hobart

your mom on a plate

by scuba steve August 25, 2003

JACK WAD

A person containing the attributes of both a "Jack ass" and a "Dick wad". Having a inept attitude or ignorance.

Larry is such a JACK WAD for stealing my car.

by Scuba Steve October 30, 2003

sell out

1. what happens when "person A" listens to an unpopular band to set themselves apart from the crowd, then that band becomes popular and all the people that "person A" hates (usually from school) enjoy that band too. because of this "person A" will get angry at their band and say they are sell outs.

2. when "person A" goes to the grocery store looking for an item and it is not in stock.

1. oh man, green day/blink 182/system of a down/the used/slipknot/mudvayne/john mayer have totally sold out because all the populoids (popular kids) have started to listen to them!

2. oh man the grocery store has sold out of apples, where will i go find some now?

by scuba steve November 14, 2004

porn

A great American pastime.

Baseball lost its title of the great American pastime when the internet was invented

by scuba steve November 7, 2004