Sarah Lambert's definitions

fingerless shocker

When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.

"I had to get him back for fucking with my nuts somehow, so I gave him the fingerless shocker!"

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels

I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

snot twat

A) A term used to insult someone, especially someone slutty who might have a gross vagina

B) What you can use to refer to a girl after you, or someone else, has eaten her out and sneeze in her vag

A) That chick is so slutty, if I were a guy I'd be afraid of that snot twat!

B) I can't believe that frat boy sneezed in her vag, total snot twat!

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

buckshot

the fat ass roach of a really fat joint, so fat that it resembles buckshot.

Dude, don't throw away that buckshot, I'll totally smoke it when my sack runs out!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.

I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter

He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

coke can clan

The men of this world that have thick dicks, resembling a coke can.

My husband is head of the coke can clan because his penis is spectacular!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008