Sarah Lambert's definitions

anal cunt

Anal Cunt (AKA Anal Count) was a GG Allin song before it was a band. Its pretty self-explanatory, he's talking about fucking up the ass.

"Your tight anal cunt!"

by Sarah Lambert February 26, 2008

emo sucks

the simple and obvious truth

emo sucks, just look around at all the crying teens that cut themselves and wear their hair in their face while they listen to awful music, see my point?

Dude, emo sucks, is that how you really want to be remembered?

by Sarah Lambert February 26, 2008

fingerless shocker

When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.

"I had to get him back for fucking with my nuts somehow, so I gave him the fingerless shocker!"

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

amazon princess

An amazon girl/woman who happens to be attractive despite her freakishly large stature or overly muscular body.

"That was a huge bitch, but I'd still make her my amazon princess and let her slap me around!"

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

finger wave

When you're wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finer pops through it so you and up touching your ass hole.

"I was proud of the giant dump I took until I wiped and gave myself a finger wave, then I just felt a little insulted by my own ass."

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

snot twat

A) A term used to insult someone, especially someone slutty who might have a gross vagina

B) What you can use to refer to a girl after you, or someone else, has eaten her out and sneeze in her vag

A) That chick is so slutty, if I were a guy I'd be afraid of that snot twat!

B) I can't believe that frat boy sneezed in her vag, total snot twat!

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

machine gunner

A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.

*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.

I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008