44 definitions by Sally

Uterus

Object that your male friend penetrates while *bumping uglies* Usually painful for the one night stand lady.

While Johnny fucked Sally, she screamed in pain, because Johnny was penetrating her uterus.

by Sally December 16, 2003

targer

A long piece of "dung" with white things in it, seems to be the result of chilli cheese dogs from Sonic; usually 7-10 inches in size.

WOW, that is one long targer she just laid.

by Sally April 7, 2004

Kamsession

The desire for a girl named Kam. Often this girl is unobtainable by the person who wants her because of the persons abnormal abdominal muscles incomparison to their body.

Dillon had kamsession, however with treatment and constant jerking off he was able to solve it.

by Sally March 26, 2003

mixed nuts

A peanut is not actually a nut, it is a legume. Legumes have nitrogen fixers called "nodules" on their roots which convert N2 gas into Nitrate, which is edible for a plant.

A Peanut is a legume

by Sally January 30, 2005

ELEVATOR BOMBER

A person that stops the elevator, gets on, cuts a huge fart, and sends the elevator on its way.

Oh god, someone shit in here. I have to get off before somebody else gets on and thinks its me.

by Sally March 10, 2005

big daddy

Someone that can keep it up in the bedroom for at least 3 hours

"Wow...that guy i picked up last night was one big daddy"

by Sally March 23, 2005

Shit head

used when talking about an ex boyfriend or when talking about someone who dose somthing stupid to hurt you.

did you talk to shit head today

by Sally February 14, 2005