Sally's definitions

playing the trombone

Jacking off.

"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'

"I played my trombone like a mad musician right now. The spit valve was pouring like a sucker."

by sally February 4, 2005

vanuns

when you have one man in you pussy and another in you anus(good times;-))

WOW Brittany's had vanus with chad and Jeremy last night!

by sally May 17, 2004

Lurp

1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can't quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.

'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around

1. Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!
2. My hair is so lurpy today.

by Sally June 22, 2003

Kamsession

The desire for a girl named Kam. Often this girl is unobtainable by the person who wants her because of the persons abnormal abdominal muscles incomparison to their body.

Dillon had kamsession, however with treatment and constant jerking off he was able to solve it.

by sally March 25, 2003

handie

to give a guy great pleasure by rubbing up and down on his penis and whispering dirty words in his ear at the same time. girls,he'll love you for it.

oh sally, i've got a boner, could you please help me out and give me a handie.

by Sally March 3, 2003

fleet

Flat and fugly, used to define and describe people uder weight and selfish.

She's so fleet. She fleets herself around ruining the atmosphere with her fugly body.

by Sally March 19, 2005

mixed nuts

A peanut is not actually a nut, it is a legume. Legumes have nitrogen fixers called "nodules" on their roots which convert N2 gas into Nitrate, which is edible for a plant.

A Peanut is a legume

by Sally January 29, 2005