197 definitions by Saints

badass

Causing hell 24-7

I'm a certified bad-ass, just ask my boss.

by Saints September 23, 2003

Penile dog bite

To get bit in the family jewels by an angry "male" dog. It could range from a chiuhuhua to a German Shepherd

A man was walking around naked, my neighborhood and a German shepherd bit off his family jewels and ate them.

by Saints October 5, 2004

Ketchup

A product made my tomatoes.

I put ketchup on everything.

by Saints October 23, 2003

K-Mart

A deptmartent store getting their asses handed to them, by Wal-Mart and Target.

I hate K-Mart.

by Saints September 22, 2003

jolt cola

A high energy cola, with twice the caffeine and sugar than Coke or Pepsi, has even more caffeine than Mountain Dew.

Also an important essential if my work shift calls for more than 6 hours.

I was very disappointed that they stopped selling Jolt. Now what I am going to do?

by Saints September 18, 2003

education

Learning meaningful stuff while you're in school

"Say no to drugs, stay in school and get a good education."

Nancy Reagan's 1985 Anti-Drug campaign.

by Saints October 21, 2003

torture

Tormenting the hell out of someone

1. Helping my mom choose her glasses, knowing that my taste in glasses sucks big-time and then making her get that pair of glasses.

2. Strapping my ex-boss to a chair and make him watch the Saints-Bears pre-season game of 97, over and over again, until he begs for mercy.

by Saints October 10, 2003