Saints's definitions

Power-Slap

Getting knocked the hell out.

I almost power-slapped a customer

by Saints June 21, 2004

scooby

1. Name of the super snoof dog of Scooby Doo best friends with Shaggy. He was always hungry for a Scooby-Snak.


2. The name of the Florida canine unit who got "his Scooby Snak" from a man robbing a liquor store and then running from the police.

1. "Hey Scooby remember you're 'Grandma Scooby', and 'Grandma Scooby' don't chase cats. So sit down and have a Scooby Snak. Scooby tries to ignore Freddy. Freddy pops Scooby in the nose. Scooby got really pissed and hit Freddy back really hard, giving him a nose bleed.


2. A man robs a Florida liquor store, steals some cigarettes. The police in that area spotted him running, they go after him, he looks back at the police, giving them the signal to unleash the Police Dog named Scooby. Scooby bites him in the manhood, tearing off his family jewels. Scooby almost swallows it. The robber is in the next realm of pain. He ends up in the hospital. They get the man's "package" out of the dog's mouth. And they put it back on the robber who stole the cigarettes. This really happened in Florida, 2 years ago So I'm not making this up.

Aw, he was just wungry and wanted his Scooby Snaks.

by Saints June 21, 2004

Hospital food

Very nasty food given to you when you are admitted to an hospital.

Get that crap out of my face, you eat it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go to Pizza Hut or somewhere and get me a pizza.

My mom can cook better than them.

by Saints April 4, 2004

Walk the Plank

What I had my boss Rich do 2 years ago.

Richey; Please, no don't make me walk the plank.

Saints; Yes, you have to it's time to pay the penalty.

"still whimpering"

Saints; stop your whimpering, and start walking now.

Saints got mad and threw him off the plank into Lake Michigan.

Saints says to herself "homey sure do know how to swim."

by Saints January 17, 2004

Theft

Robbing someone, when someone breaks into your home or business, and steals something.

Someone tried to break into my home, and I introduced them to my Frank Thomas aluminum bat.

by Saints November 18, 2003

Nitey-Nite Cocktail

A very good cocktail if you want to have a hard time staying asleep.

A good method of suicide.

I accidentally took more of the Nitey-Nite Cocktail than I was suppose to take. "Oops"

by Saints November 18, 2003

Southcentral

Ghettoland, a very bad place to go. Capital murder rate is no. 1.

Don't go to South Central if you don't care about your life.

by Saints November 18, 2003