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by Sacredfart August 2, 2023
Get the Deslutsition mug.Verb. To voluntarily leave the hospital or decline an ambulance (usually out of anger)
Short for “against medical advice paperwork”
Short for “against medical advice paperwork”
“The nurse was pissing me off so I was like whatever, I’m gonna ama my ass outta here and go home to see my cat.”
“I signed ama cause fuck the hospital food.”
“I signed ama cause fuck the hospital food.”
by Sacredfart September 13, 2023
Get the AMA mug.A white blonde girl that meets the stereotype. Attractive, dumb, main quality is sex, fake, acts and looks like a Barbie, and way too feminine.
by Sacredfart June 26, 2023
Get the Bimbo mug.This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.
Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.
Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023
Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023
by Sacredfart April 4, 2023
Get the Hand hygiene audits mug.Me: *doing some shit I’m not supposed to be doing.*
Me: *stops suddenly.*
Friend: “are you okay?”
Me: “yeah there’s a narc behind me.”
Friend: “oh you mean-“
Me: “shut the fuuuuuuck shhhhh don’t say her name, don’t make eye contact, if you say it three times in the mirror she’ll appear in your dreams and make you complete your competency checklist.”
Friend: “stop being ridiculous, she’s no narc.”
She: *walks over the admin.*
Admin: “so you’ve been watching him (friend), you have any more reports?”
She: “yeah it showed on that camera I put in his window that he was watching an R rated movie with his 16 year old brother. You have to be 17 to do that.”
Friend: “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!”
Me: “whatever I’m going home.”
Friend: “what’s wrong with you? Back me up!”
Me: “no way, you’re own fault that you didn’t listen to my narcdar.
Me: *stops suddenly.*
Friend: “are you okay?”
Me: “yeah there’s a narc behind me.”
Friend: “oh you mean-“
Me: “shut the fuuuuuuck shhhhh don’t say her name, don’t make eye contact, if you say it three times in the mirror she’ll appear in your dreams and make you complete your competency checklist.”
Friend: “stop being ridiculous, she’s no narc.”
She: *walks over the admin.*
Admin: “so you’ve been watching him (friend), you have any more reports?”
She: “yeah it showed on that camera I put in his window that he was watching an R rated movie with his 16 year old brother. You have to be 17 to do that.”
Friend: “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!”
Me: “whatever I’m going home.”
Friend: “what’s wrong with you? Back me up!”
Me: “no way, you’re own fault that you didn’t listen to my narcdar.
by Sacredfart April 4, 2023
Get the Narcdar mug.When you’re all combative in the hospital we give this drug (B52) to you to knock you the fuck out. It’s a great nap until you wake up. B52 is also the most epic drug name ever and it really gets the point across.
Patient: “yoooo guess what?”
Other patient: “what?”
Patient: “remember that one code gray at around 7pm on march 22nd in the pediatric ED in room 1?”
Other patient: “ummm what did you do?”
Patient: “beat the shit outta the doctor for being a doctor, got B52 and everything.”
Other patient: “haha dope.”
*fistbump*
Other patient: “what?”
Patient: “remember that one code gray at around 7pm on march 22nd in the pediatric ED in room 1?”
Other patient: “ummm what did you do?”
Patient: “beat the shit outta the doctor for being a doctor, got B52 and everything.”
Other patient: “haha dope.”
*fistbump*
by Sacredfart March 30, 2023
Get the B52 mug.Someone how’s at the hospital a lot.
- can be used derogatorily to accuse a patient of being overdramatic, being a hypochondriac, lying, or drug seeking.
- can be used lightheartedly by staff or the patient to refer to people with severe chronic illnesses.
- can be used rudely to suggest that a chronic illness patient is a burden.
- can be used derogatorily to accuse a patient of being overdramatic, being a hypochondriac, lying, or drug seeking.
- can be used lightheartedly by staff or the patient to refer to people with severe chronic illnesses.
- can be used rudely to suggest that a chronic illness patient is a burden.
My immunocompermised ass: *walking into my biweekly urgent care appointment*
The PA student: “I’m just super nervous to do my first clinical exam by myself.”
The PA: *points at me* “ you can take the frequent flyer. She’s easy and the answer is always antibiotics.”
The PA student: “I’m just super nervous to do my first clinical exam by myself.”
The PA: *points at me* “ you can take the frequent flyer. She’s easy and the answer is always antibiotics.”
by Sacredfart March 20, 2023
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