Definitions by Sacredfart
AMA
Verb. To voluntarily leave the hospital or decline an ambulance (usually out of anger)
Short for “against medical advice paperwork”
Short for “against medical advice paperwork”
“The nurse was pissing me off so I was like whatever, I’m gonna ama my ass outta here and go home to see my cat.”
“I signed ama cause fuck the hospital food.”
“I signed ama cause fuck the hospital food.”
AMA by Sacredfart September 13, 2023
Deslutsition
Deslutsition by Sacredfart August 2, 2023
Bimbo
A white blonde girl that meets the stereotype. Attractive, dumb, main quality is sex, fake, acts and looks like a Barbie, and way too feminine.
Bimbo by Sacredfart June 26, 2023
Code Three
Code 3 are a series of hospital codes that basically mean “other specified emergency.” The exact codes vary by hospital but they most commonly include:
- anesthesia: surgery fuck up
- IV therapy: emergency meds needed
- stroke activation team: self explanatory
- blood bank: self explanatory
- EKG: cardiac arrhythmia emergency
- echo: other cardiac emergency
- laboratory: emergency diagnostics
- House nurse: CPR team on standby
- Star: severe injury acquired in the hospital
- anesthesia: surgery fuck up
- IV therapy: emergency meds needed
- stroke activation team: self explanatory
- blood bank: self explanatory
- EKG: cardiac arrhythmia emergency
- echo: other cardiac emergency
- laboratory: emergency diagnostics
- House nurse: CPR team on standby
- Star: severe injury acquired in the hospital
Me : *going into surgery* “Damn I’m real nervous.”
Nurse: “well don’t be, surgical mistakes are almost unheard of in this hospital.”
Intercom: “code three, anesthesia.”
Me: “well fuck.”
Nurse: “well don’t be, surgical mistakes are almost unheard of in this hospital.”
Intercom: “code three, anesthesia.”
Me: “well fuck.”
Code Three by Sacredfart June 18, 2023
Driving like Holy Family
It means to speed over potholes.
It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?
Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
Driving like Holy Family by Sacredfart June 18, 2023
Cockaine
Your Honor what you found in my car was just a bunch of sugar I have never even heard of cockaine and I have nothing of the sort.
Cockaine by Sacredfart May 19, 2023
Cope health scholars
A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Cope health scholars by Sacredfart May 12, 2023