Muphin Shite Knut

Crappy computer. Shite is rarely used.

Dammit MUPHIN KNUUUUT!

by Shorty September 20, 2003

Naked Nine

A group of nine excessivly homosexuals that think it is cool to use alliteration to name themselves and they will get more respect for it. The funny thing is though that everyone thinks they are, in fact, a group of nine flaming homos. Also see circle jerk and doggystyle to see what they do together

Dude you're being so gay... either get the dick outta your ass or join the naked nine.

by shorty February 15, 2005

Penny whore

People throw pennies at her because thats what shes worth

Megan is a penny whore

by Shorty June 07, 2003

Fritz

An eater of paint chips, valve oil, and M&M's stuck in a mellophone for a season.

Molly and I: Fritz, those are paint chips.

Fritz: I know *hahahahaha*

by Shorty August 12, 2004

Dirty Bird

Someone whose mind is usually in the gutter (i.e. dirty thoughts)

"Have you seen my spectacles?"
"What??? Testicles?"
"Dirty bird."

OR

Howard Stern is a dirty bird.

by Shorty January 28, 2004

CIF

Can I f@#k

Rick: Mary are we still going out tonight?
Mary: yes, where you wanna go?
Rick: well it depends, CIF??

by shorTy August 18, 2012

turtle

what elderly women call the coochie

"Look at lil Sussy, giving up her turtle to them fast lil boyz"

by Shorty May 13, 2005