43 definitions by Russell Clark

methylated grill

A term denoting the very visible damage to dentition inevitably caused by long term crystal meth use and which is usually accompanied by unnatural weight loss/muscular wasting and an acne-mottled and/or pasty complexion. The unattractive smile typically displayed by a skelatrix.

Marcus: "Hey He Man, check out your arch rival standing there at the edge of the bar." Bob: "you mean the skinny girl over there with the big hair?" Marcus: "Yeah, that's what's her name. . . Parish Chilton . . with the methylated grill.

Bob: "You're crazy, Marcus, if you're suggesting that I'm . . ." Marcus: "Chill, Bobby Brown, I know you're already hittin' that!"

by Russell Clark December 3, 2006

heteropraxy

Of or pertaining to persons who consistently fail to follow the teachings of an avowed belief system. The praxis of hypocrites.

Churches are houses of spirtual complacency and churchgoers, devotees of heteropraxy.

by Russell Clark December 5, 2006

homophrenia

A postmodern personality disorder occurring most commonly during adolescence and young adulthood and characterized by latent homosexuality and/or the growing fear of becoming or turning homosexual.

Homophobia is the most important diagnostic indicator of homophrenia.

by Russell Clark December 5, 2006

kurkle

Snoring while phlegm is caught in one's throat.

He liked to hear her kurkle in her sleep after getting good head from his girlfriend.

by Russell Clark September 24, 2003

Sistren

Devout Rastafari women. Female devotees to the Light of Jah Rastafari.

"The Sistren of Rastafari nation is taken a Majestic leap to shine the light of Jah Rastafari to all the corners of InI planet and InI must trod to fulfill I Father´s works." - Ras Nini

by Russell Clark December 4, 2006

battries

batteries for a woman's vibrator

She always maintained a fresh supply of battries and didn't need a boyfriend.

by Russell Clark April 18, 2003

recycling of endearments

A common tactic of an Identity Deficit Disorder sufferer. Akin to the regifting practice made famous by Seinfeld, except not with Christmas presents for ones friends, but with endearing nicknames for ones lovers. The cynical practice of pimp daddies everywhere.

Back in High School, whenever I wasn't dating anyone, my best friend Marcus would sometimes kindly invite me out with him on his dates. I started begging off though after a few such get togethers and not just for the obvious reason that this was a kind of weird social practice, but actually mostly because I got sick of seeing how Marcus shamelessly practiced the recycling of endearments like "sweetums", "loviekins" and "babydoll". Of course the girl of the moment was none the wiser to all this.

by Russell Clark December 3, 2006