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Definitions by Roddy von Seldeneck

an expression used by one who has recently fucked up in some way or discovered how they have fucked up in some way, thus lowering their immediate social standing. Yuub returns the speaker to social standing equilibrium.
After Tom walked in on his wife blowing their dog, he turned, walked outside and screamed, "YUUB!!!"
His neighbor Ralph came over and offered him a soda.
Yuub by Roddy von Seldeneck December 15, 2008

Hairfidence 

One's attitude towards the world, when affected by their own hairdo.
When Julie said I looked like a hockey player, I suffered a serious decline in hairfidence.

Although emos lack confidence, they ooze hairfidence.
Hairfidence by Roddy von Seldeneck February 3, 2008

lunch pail 

A person who is not even worthy of being called a "toolbox".

see also-"complete douchebag"
As Ted walked away, Bob said to Steve, "That guy is such a lunch pail."
The occurence of putting one person's testicle(s) inside another person's anus.
He gave her the brainus.

eflatulation 

What occurs when a man (sometimes a woman) ejaculates and flatulates at the same moment.
Eflatulation is no laughing matter.