Definitions by Rock DJ

guiness book of records 

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.

Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

guiness book of records by Rock DJ June 27, 2005

rejection 

What my love life currently consists of

She rejected me, and she did, oh and she did as well

rejection by Rock DJ January 15, 2005

omg u hax 

A '1337' way of expressing one's feelings about an unfavourable situation - most frequently used when someone is beaten, outdone or likewise. In full, it means 'Oh My God, you have used some sort of cheating mechanism to beat me'.

Originates from claiming that a computer gamer is winning by using a hack (see hax).

Person 1: I got 100% on my exam!
Person 2: Omg u hax!

omg u hax by Rock DJ December 29, 2004

the cheat 

A character from the Homestar Runner Flash animations who is short, coloured yellow and black and is 'to the limit'.

Strong Bad: 'I said come on fhqwhgads, I said come on fhqwhgads'

'Everybody to the limit, The Cheat is to limit'

'Everybody come on fhqwhgads'

the cheat by Rock DJ December 29, 2004

bankruptness 

The permanent state of my finances.

My bank account in is a state of bankruptness.

bankruptness by Rock DJ December 16, 2004

sk 

This was originally sourced from one of the best groups of Counter-Strike players - their team's name was 'SK'. The name progressed into becoming an insult against gamers.

Eventually, it came to mean 'sh*t kunt' and can be used as an insult in many situations.

1) 1337 Gamer: U suk, u SK!

2) (Person falls over) Bully: Look at him, he's such an SK!

sk by Rock DJ December 7, 2004

fng 

Abbreviation for 'Fat Naked F*g'. Used by the participants on the first series of Survivor to describe the nature of Richard Hatch. He was overweight, enjoyed wearing his birthday suit and was a homosexual.

Richard Hatch is an FNG

fng by Rock DJ December 5, 2004