Definitions by Robert Michael Hensel

All salt

A person with totally white or gray hair.
Having all salt with no pepper in ones hair.

I have all salt in my hair.

All salt by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Black meal

The act of burning food.
Over cooking a meal.

My wife cooked us another one of her famous black meals again.

Black meal by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

adolescent adult 

An adult who never grows up.
A Person who acts like a kid.
One who acts very immature for their age.
A big kid.

Sometimes my dad can act like a real adolescent adult.

adolescent adult by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Tammy Faye 

The act of applying large amounts of makeup to the face.
One who wears too much makeup.

My mother looks just like Tammy Faye with all of that makeup on.

Tammy Faye by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Tammy Faye 

The act of applying large amounts of makeup to the face.
One who wears too much makeup on.

My mother looks just like Tammy Faye with all of that makeup.

Tammy Faye by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

sudden gas reflex 

The act of suddenly passing gas.
Someone who farts.
breaking wind.

I derive from a long line of those who suffer from sudden gas reflex.

sudden gas reflex by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

abilitizing 

flaunt ones abilities.
Showing off in front of others.
brag.

My best Friend is always abilitizing in the company of others.

abilitizing by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008