Robert Michael Hensel's definitions

disability heckler

Someone who harasses or embarrasses an individual with a disability out in public view.
One who makes taunting remarks about someones disability.

The man talking to that guy over there in the wheelchair is a disability heckler.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 18, 2008

Mind jotting

Thinking!
Going over a list in ones mind!
Trying to remember something.
contemplating.

Sorry if I wasn't listening, I was mind jotting again.
Lately I've been mind jotting over all the things I have to do.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

ghost hand

Having no money.
Poor/Broke!
empty handed.

I'm sitting here broke with my ghost hand till pay day.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 8, 2008

handiparking

Any able bodied Person that knowingly parks in a handicap parking space solely for the purpose of making it more convenient and handy to them.

Any able bodied Person that gets caught handiparking will surely get a ticket.
If you park in a handicap parking space without any sort of proof of disability, you are considered to be handiparking.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Internet Marriage

Someone who suffers from an internet addiction.

My husband spends so much time on the computer, it's almost like an internet marriage.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

A Fonzi

A old time greaser.
An over the hill hood.

Hey, check out the old guy, he's a fonzi.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

abilitizing

flaunt ones abilities.
Showing off in front of others.
brag.

My best Friend is always abilitizing in the company of others.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008