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Packing The Pipe

When a man goes to the local Rona+, he goes to the plumbing section and tries to find the exact shape, length, and width of his erect phallus by trial and error in a PVC Pipe.
Did you hear about this? A random homeless man broke into Rona+ last night and I heard rumors he was Packing The Pipe!
by Rionox March 20, 2025
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Blumjob

A term to describe getting a blumpkin, and then afterwords receiving a rimjob
Yoo dude I was at a Circle-K bathroom and this random guy came in and gave me a Blumjob!!
by Rionox March 20, 2025
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Pulling A Pin

When a man's scrotum is larger than his erect penis.
I saw Mohamed's ding-dong yesterday, it was so small it looks like he was Pulling A Pin!
by Rionox March 16, 2025
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Balloon Buster

Someone who cums inside of a balloon so many times that eventually with enough loads, the balloon pops and spills the concoction of fluids all over the ground making a mess.
I was doing my yearly cum collection and there was a Balloon Buster!
by Rionox April 24, 2023
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Smegma Stealer

An unknown entity who steals and collects the crusty smegma off cut/un-cut men while they are sleeping.
The Smegma Stealer stole my dick particles!
by Rionox April 20, 2023
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German Lunch Lady

The lunch lady of the Bulgarian Lunch Line. The German Lunch Lady does a tradition where she puts a spatula up the ass of the last person in line, then uses the contaminated spatula it to cook a stew and serve it to the FIRST person in line. Anyone who stands against this tradition is strung up over a bubbling, hot boiling pot of liquid cum that was concocted via the entire school staff and football team, and then the school has a vote to determine to drench them in the pot. Once it has been decided, the lunch lady feeds the pot to the whole school. This is a normal tradition in Bulgaria.
We had the tradition the German Lunch Lady made us do. Man, it was tough but YUMMY!!
by Rionox March 30, 2023
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The Brooklyn Pizza Incident

In Brooklyn, a group of 15 or more men stormed into one local pizza shop, took over the pizza shop and hold the employees hostage, went to the back where the unfinished pizzas were, and then force themselves onto the ovens and then all simultaneously jizz onto the pizza practically covering the entire pizza in man sauce. They do this with every pizza, then make their escape.
The Brooklyn Pizza Incident happened on the news yesterday! And JAMIE lead the attack!
by Rionox March 2, 2023
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