Rionox's definitions

"Water" Balloon

A term to describe cumming into an uninflated balloon, turning it into a semen-balloon and throw it at kids at a birthday party and watch to see the kids' reaction when they realize what's on them

I used a "Water" Balloon for JAMIE'S BIRTHDAY

by Rionox February 23, 2023

New Zealand Birthday Party

An annual tradition when a 16 year old male turns 16. The family blows up balloons and the male ejaculates in each uninflated balloon, and then had a countdown to when the male would turn 16, and at that moment they would fill up the balloons and pop them, showering everyone in the male's semen. Then, the mother of the family has a "special" time with the male in a private dormitory as in "initiation" into manhood.

Jamie did the annual New Zealand Birthday Party last year... ITS NOW MY TURN!

by Rionox March 1, 2023

Blumjob

A term to describe getting a blumpkin, and then afterwords receiving a rimjob

Yoo dude I was at a Circle-K bathroom and this random guy came in and gave me a Blumjob!!

by Rionox March 20, 2025

Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose

I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome

by Rionox January 24, 2023

Bottle Buster

When someone takes a bottle of any kind and shoves in up their ass, squeezing it hard enough until it breaks in their asshole.

Yo! Jake did a Bottle Buster last night in front of everyone!

by Rionox December 31, 2022

Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

by Rionox February 8, 2023

Stone Cheeks

A term to describe a man ejaculating a kidney stone into a woman's vagina, typically painful and very, very bloody.

I had a kidney stone, so i did Stone Cheeks to sandy (roughed up her cheeks) blood went everywhere it was basically a car wash

by Rionox February 21, 2023