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Brain Wash

A term to describe a medical process where a doctor has surgical access to a patient's brain via tube or through the skull, and unloads his semen into the brain cavity, effectively "washing" the patient's brain with sperm.
I did a Brain Wash to JAMIE!!!!! She fucking DIED!!!!!! GIGGITY GIGGITY
by Rionox February 27, 2023
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Edmonton Garden Hose

A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.
I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!
by Rionox February 27, 2023
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New Zealand Birthday Party

An annual tradition when a 16 year old male turns 16. The family blows up balloons and the male ejaculates in each uninflated balloon, and then had a countdown to when the male would turn 16, and at that moment they would fill up the balloons and pop them, showering everyone in the male's semen. Then, the mother of the family has a "special" time with the male in a private dormitory as in "initiation" into manhood.
Jamie did the annual New Zealand Birthday Party last year... ITS NOW MY TURN!
by Rionox March 1, 2023
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Alaskan Tug

In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!
by Rionox March 2, 2023
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The Brooklyn Pizza Incident

In Brooklyn, a group of 15 or more men stormed into one local pizza shop, took over the pizza shop and hold the employees hostage, went to the back where the unfinished pizzas were, and then force themselves onto the ovens and then all simultaneously jizz onto the pizza practically covering the entire pizza in man sauce. They do this with every pizza, then make their escape.
The Brooklyn Pizza Incident happened on the news yesterday! And JAMIE lead the attack!
by Rionox March 2, 2023
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German Lunch Lady

The lunch lady of the Bulgarian Lunch Line. The German Lunch Lady does a tradition where she puts a spatula up the ass of the last person in line, then uses the contaminated spatula it to cook a stew and serve it to the FIRST person in line. Anyone who stands against this tradition is strung up over a bubbling, hot boiling pot of liquid cum that was concocted via the entire school staff and football team, and then the school has a vote to determine to drench them in the pot. Once it has been decided, the lunch lady feeds the pot to the whole school. This is a normal tradition in Bulgaria.
We had the tradition the German Lunch Lady made us do. Man, it was tough but YUMMY!!
by Rionox March 30, 2023
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Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose
I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome
by Rionox January 24, 2023
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