131 definitions by Richard

Sheep Bummer

Also known as Stephen Butler.

You are a Stephen Butler

by Richard August 1, 2004

chickens

Chickens, an ominous VN Lance presence. Constantly fueling the flames of passionate VN discussion, and winning the hearts and adoration of many.

Chickens made a VN post.

by Richard February 27, 2005

Cobwebbing

The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.

I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore

by Richard November 25, 2004

tar baby

a situation almost impossible to get out of; a problem virtually unsolvable;

His political advisers told him to stay away from the controversy,
that it was a no-win cause, a “tar baby.”

by Richard April 18, 2004

beon

fag, a man with four nipples...teen wolf, quad trigger willy... he looks better then u naked

my beon is bigger then yours

by Richard May 3, 2004

eddy

A male with a 10" cock or longer.

That guy has penis like Eddy.
Richard's penis is not Eddy.

by Richard February 16, 2005

hekko

A hilarious re-interpretation of the standard greeting 'hello'.

"Hekko Emily!"
"Hekko Dave!"

by Richard September 9, 2004