Ray's definitions

phantom shit

when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isn't any shit on the toilet paper

i just took a phantom shit, i saved a couple of minutes because i didn't have to wipe my ass

by ray May 29, 2004

girlfriend

The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship

"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"

by Ray October 22, 2003

Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

by Ray June 11, 2004

Jello Biafra

Groww more pot!

jello biafra is the shit

by ray October 13, 2003

klynn

a homosexual bitch who is pussy whipped although he gets no pussy

Don't be a klynn

by Ray October 22, 2003

klynn

one who is of a well-endowed nature and is the epitome of masculinity. one who females can not resist; also of an attractive nature, with a good sense of humor and an amazing personality.

Kevin is so freaking klynn it's not even funny.

by Ray October 27, 2003

prongass

someone who has an ass that sticks out so far that it has a a point

man, look at the prongass on that one

by Ray July 10, 2003