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229

A road that leads to the X-Mart in Oxford.
TT-Why are you traveling this forbidden 229 in your g-string and stiletto's?
Weary Traveler-Must reach X-Mart before nightfall. Need lube

TT- I know it's you Gregor.
by Princess Weirdo February 2, 2022
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Tom

An experienced man and a 229'er residing on the back row of that scandalous community.

Tom is a bit of a ding-dong at times. He pays Gregors for lies. If approached Toms may yell obscenities across his fence or from his car at you. One must remain vigilant because he will also attempt to run your ass over and it don't matter if you're a girl!!! He don't even care if you're a Princess!! But at least when JoeKnows reveal the truth to Tom. Toms will apologize and and give you money for nothing.....Chics for free......

So Tom's are basically alright pretty nice people that even when they F It Up they come around and Mr Fixit.
But Toms forget to tell everyone he found his meds later.
TomTom-Hey Gregor I'll pay you $100 if you tell me who took my I took a pill in Ibiza and my VIAGRA.
Gregor - "Princess Weirdo took them". I saw her do it. Gimme my doh bro!! I need to get something for this shiner.
TomTom- I'll get Princess Weirdo if it's the 4th last thing I do!!!
by Princess Weirdo January 15, 2022
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229'er

Part 2

But today we will tell you all about this magical place and it inhabitants. A 229'er can observe the MOST BEAUTIFUL SUNRISES AND SUNSETS if you venture just beyond the borders of this no-mans land. Or just wait Princess Weirdo will take the pictures and she'll show them to you whether you wanna see or not. Better act like you like 'em too cuz one never knows about PW or ANY other 229 really. We are at least halfway F'ed up here but what you may not see without a very powerful microscope and maybe a little magic is that 229'ers can be friendly, fantastic and downright loving people. Some might even call them angelic! But possibly their talking about the fallen variety, but still an angel♥️
Outlander-gasps that's a 229'er!!
by Princess Weirdo January 16, 2022
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LET IT BE KNOWN

This means LISTEN UP MF'ER! Youre about to hear something important and you WILL be held accountable for the info. It's accompanied at times by ringing in the ears, headache , and blurred vision. A LET IT BE KNOWN can be in verbal or written form.
They are usually ineffective because the non-listeners are often dumbasses but they are still accountable for the info.
Dr Phil--Dod you tell Gregor about his ass?
Krystola- ahhh, Imma wait and beat his ass when he gets outta jail!
Dr Phil- Woosah Krystola, I have several issues with that. You should atleast do a LET IT BE KNOWN announcement.
by Princess Weirdo February 2, 2022
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Styles Re

Someone that don't know shit about wack cousins!!
JoeKnow's- Look there's is Styles Re. He doesn't know wack cousins.

Princess Weirdo- Nope but I sure know wack cousins.
JoeKnows- Know'em?!! You have wack cousins PW!!!
Dr. Phil- JoeKnow's, did you tell her she IS a wack cousin?
by Princess Weirdo January 15, 2022
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Right-Wrong

This is an astrological, biological and perhaps even a little chronological event that Princess Weirdo experiences. It happens on the occasional 2nd Tuesday of a specific month every decade and a half when there are both a solar and lunar eclipse simultaneously, hmmmmm.....not very often huh. Soooo when ALL that lines up in absolute perfection- THEN AND ONLY THEN can she experience a phenomenon known as the right-wrong. Such as maybe thinking Gregor was guilty of fuckery just before he went off to keistering school which he graduated magna cum laude by the way. We sure are proud of Gregor here on the 229. Princess Weirdo is sorry for all the many times she exclaimed, "fuck Gregor!" She didn't mean it. She was right-wrong.
PW-🎶you spin me right-wrong baby, like a record baby. Right right wrong wrong 🎶🎶

Gregor-PW I didn't do that. You're right-wrong..

PW-Oh ok Gregor. I accept your apology for making me think I was right when I was really right-wrong. You know it doesn't happen often.
by Princess Weirdo February 13, 2022
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Heavy Phone Syndrome

Ok well this is a really f’ed up ordeal says the wife to be of the great DrPhil her name is VaLoriah. She also bares the title of sleeping booty/buddy to PW when DrPhil is gone to work. So here it is- it happens when you’re playing on Snapchat and you hand your phone to her BAM! She suddenly stricken with heavy phone syndrome! There’s no cure apparently for this ailment however it does cause more than excessive whining as the stricken iPhone holder will go on and on for days about this extreme pain that has befell her extremity. After I don’t know a week maybe the weary soul will stop experiencing this nasty arm fatigue and it will drift from her mind but for Gods sake DO NOT LET HER HOLD YOUR PHONE AGAIN!

Also by Princess Weirdo

Also still didn’t get into my account
VaLoriah- Ohhhhh my arm hurts cuz your phone was soo very heavy! Ohhhh!

DrPhil- what’s wrong with wifey PW? What did you do to her?

VaLoriah- Awwww the pain!!

DrPhil- PW I demand an answer! Why is wifey hurting?

VaLoriah- take me to the hospital!

PW- DrPhil she is holding my phone She came down with heavy phone syndrome ok!

DrPhil- It doesn’t even have a case.
by Princess Weirdo April 15, 2022
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