PooPoo Garbage LLC's definitions

Jaywalking

Walking around outside while chiefing cannabis.

Derived from the fact that outdoor tokers usually opt for jays, due to their portable and convenient nature.

"Damn bruh, you're too smacked already? You just showed up!"
"That's because I was jaywalking here, son."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 15, 2023

killdie

A fast-paced first person shooter game.

"Let's all squad up tonight and play some killdie."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC January 18, 2023

Flyover Zone

The American Midwest. Named the Flyover Zone due to the fact that many people will fly over the region without ever visiting. Likely because the midwest fucking sucks and there's barely anything there but cornfields and retards.

I used to live in the Flyover Zone. Now that I live on the East Coast it's like I'm in paradise.

by PooPoo Garbage LLC August 19, 2022

Cannihilism

A state of total apathy and belief that life is ultimately meaningless, brought on by long-term or high dose cannabis use.

"This gram a day life's got me feelin' the Cannihilism. Fuck it all."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC June 2, 2022

Sad Hour

The hour immediately following Happy Hour.

"Let's get some Happy Hour drinks tonight!"
"Sorry guy, you just missed it."
"Aww... guess it's Sad Hour then."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 30, 2022

Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

QWOPerating

When you cooperate so poorly that you're basically engaging in sabotage. Named after the game QWOP in which the pkayer character QWOP can hardly walk without extreme effort.

"What else do you want me to do man, I'm cooperating?"
"Na dude your work on this is trash. You're QWOPerating."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022