PooPoo Garbage LLC's definitions

Sad Hour

The hour immediately following Happy Hour.

"Let's get some Happy Hour drinks tonight!"
"Sorry guy, you just missed it."
"Aww... guess it's Sad Hour then."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 30, 2022

Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022

_____ McGhee

A word which defines a person followed by McGhee. Used to refer to the person and/or to poke fun at their condition/interests.

"Hey man, we need to take a break, my ankle hurts."
"Whatever you say, Ankle McGhee."

"Brb I need a quick smoke break."
"Alright Cigs McGhee."

_____ McGhee

by PooPoo Garbage LLC October 4, 2021

QWOPerating

When you cooperate so poorly that you're basically engaging in sabotage. Named after the game QWOP in which the pkayer character QWOP can hardly walk without extreme effort.

"What else do you want me to do man, I'm cooperating?"
"Na dude your work on this is trash. You're QWOPerating."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

Facey Pastie

A facemask worn by covidiots in a situation where masking serves no purpose. Failure to senselessly apply your own facey pastie may result in intense verbal backlash, regardless of your distance from others.

"Don't disgrace me by being so hasty with your lacy facey pastie."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC November 22, 2020

killdie

A fast-paced first person shooter game.

"Let's all squad up tonight and play some killdie."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC January 18, 2023