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A retard who plays the guitar.
Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.
Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.
Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.
Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.
by Pipe Downn January 22, 2009
Get the Guitard mug.The study of certain prehistoric hominids who, it is theorised, may bear some relation to homo sapiens.
These creatures were primitive hunter-gatherers, subsisting on a diet of bears, wolves and caribou, and armed with only the most primitive varmint-rifles and rudimentary helicopters. Their cranial capacity is estimated at one quarter that of homo sapiens, though archaeological evidence suggests they had attained the basic skills of flint-working, fire-making, and gratuitous self-publicity.
It is believed they held a peculiarly close relationship with the species vulpes vulpes, and were in fact dependent on Fox for survival.
These creatures were primitive hunter-gatherers, subsisting on a diet of bears, wolves and caribou, and armed with only the most primitive varmint-rifles and rudimentary helicopters. Their cranial capacity is estimated at one quarter that of homo sapiens, though archaeological evidence suggests they had attained the basic skills of flint-working, fire-making, and gratuitous self-publicity.
It is believed they held a peculiarly close relationship with the species vulpes vulpes, and were in fact dependent on Fox for survival.
Hoccimum Folksiensis, a primitive form of tool-using hominid, which possessed rudimentary thumbs but no autocue ability.
Palintology: proudly regressing human knowledge one Heck at a time.
Palintology: proudly regressing human knowledge one Heck at a time.
by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011
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Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.
Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?
Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.
Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.
Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?
Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.
by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011
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In fact, it means exactly what it says:
GO: Go, get hence, vacate yrself from here. And instead:
FUCK: Fuck, shag, accost, effect carnal intercourse with:
YOURSELF: You, yourself, you.
In fact, it means exactly what it says:
GO: Go, get hence, vacate yrself from here. And instead:
FUCK: Fuck, shag, accost, effect carnal intercourse with:
YOURSELF: You, yourself, you.
by Pipe Downn September 13, 2009
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Look at that jocksucker - she only became a cheerleader so she could meet guys even more stoopid than herself.
by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009
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A person who has excessive regard for rules and authority.
Someone who is so full of shit that they might accurately be said to be hogging it.
A person who has excessive regard for rules and authority.
Someone who is so full of shit that they might accurately be said to be hogging it.
Look at that kid over there. He's got four pencils all sharpened to exactly the same length, a slicked-down side parting, and yesterday he went to the principal cos two of the guys were smoking out the back.
Probably spend his entire adult life giving out parking tickets.
What a shithog!
Probably spend his entire adult life giving out parking tickets.
What a shithog!
by Pipe Downn October 2, 2009
Get the Shithog mug.To a PC idiot, the word "nigger" is racist and unacceptable, while the word "cracker" is 'ebonics' and 'valid'.
But in reality, the mindset that looks on all black people as slaves is the SAME MINDSET that looks on all white people as slave-drivers.
That's what "racism" means, folks.
But in reality, the mindset that looks on all black people as slaves is the SAME MINDSET that looks on all white people as slave-drivers.
That's what "racism" means, folks.
by Pipe Downn January 26, 2009
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