Pipe Downn's definitions

Jack Shit

An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.

You don't know Jack Shit.

Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.

by Pipe Downn January 21, 2009

Mental Masturbation

Term used by visionless people for the groundbreaking ideas that will shape the future.

What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.

by Pipe Downn March 19, 2013

tardocracy

A society whose political system is characterised by the rule of fucktards.

Under George W Bush, America became the world's premier tardocracy.

The Palin 2012 campaign proposes a new benchmark for tardocracy.

by Pipe Downn October 24, 2010

dongbutts

A computer font whose letters are constructed from stick figures engaged in anal sex.

If you write the name "Condoleeza" in the dongbutts font, it sends out the wrong message to the youth of America.

by Pipe Downn September 14, 2009

oxymoron

Someone too dumb too inhale.

"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."

"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."

by Pipe Downn December 9, 2013

Jog on

Get lost; piss off.

British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".

The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"

Jog on your gait, ye blatherskate,
My name is Maggie Lauder.

(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)

by Pipe Downn November 13, 2013

batfuck

Totally insane; insane enough to fuck a bat.

May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.

You little sister is completely batfuck crazy. She was trying to smoke a coathanger.

Yea, she's totally batfuck man.

by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009