Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.
by Pipe Downn July 09, 2009
Get the Plankspankermug. Another word for "cheerleader"
Look at that jocksucker - she only became a cheerleader so she could meet guys even more stoopid than herself.
by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009
Get the Jocksuckermug. Get lost; piss off.
British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".
The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"
British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".
The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"
Jog on your gait, ye blatherskate,
My name is Maggie Lauder.
(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)
My name is Maggie Lauder.
(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)
by Pipe Downn November 13, 2013
Get the Jog onmug. Someone who acts like a complete and total asshole.
A person who has excessive regard for rules and authority.
Someone who is so full of shit that they might accurately be said to be hogging it.
A person who has excessive regard for rules and authority.
Someone who is so full of shit that they might accurately be said to be hogging it.
Look at that kid over there. He's got four pencils all sharpened to exactly the same length, a slicked-down side parting, and yesterday he went to the principal cos two of the guys were smoking out the back.
Probably spend his entire adult life giving out parking tickets.
What a shithog!
Probably spend his entire adult life giving out parking tickets.
What a shithog!
by Pipe Downn October 02, 2009
Get the Shithogmug. Totally insane; insane enough to fuck a bat.
May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.
May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.
You little sister is completely batfuck crazy. She was trying to smoke a coathanger.
Yea, she's totally batfuck man.
Yea, she's totally batfuck man.
by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009
Get the batfuckmug. Arse. Ass. The fudge tunnel. The marmite mine. The "porcelain pebbledasher".
Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.
Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.
by Pipe Downn December 10, 2011
Get the catflapmug. by Pipe Downn March 21, 2010
Get the shampoomug.