PineappleJuice's definitions

walking trots

The act of walking and farting at the same time.

The horses always have the walking trots and so does you grandpa.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

drastic measure

An extreme act that anyone can perform, pertaining to any situation.

Any and all of us here are capable of taking a drastic measure.

by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015

Straighten the fuck up.

1. To stand up straight.

2. To refrain from certain forbidden activities.

3. To act in a more compassionate and caring manner.

4. To refrain from illegal activity.

5. To steer clear of droolies.

1. Stop slouching, please straighten the fuck up.

2. Stop smacking you gum, straighten the fuck up.

3. Stop being disrespect, straighten the fuck up.

4. Stop speeding, straighten the fuck up.

5. Stop sleeping around, straighten the fuck up.

by PineappleJuice March 11, 2015

Cannabinoids

Compound found in marijuanna and human breast milk that makes people feel happy and hungry.

Those cannabinoids sure make the day better.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Assfuck

Contrary to what you may think, this is a personality type. People with this personality generally focus their life on ass and fucking. The personality can most commonly found in duck boys, fuckboys, cheaters and manwhores.

Assfuck personalities typically think they are better than people when in fact they tend to never truly be happy unless they are trying to get ass or have succeeded and are fucking.

by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015

Baby Moon

Going on vacation before the baby arrives

They are going on a baby moon to key west

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

truth

The pill everyone wants; but can't seem to swallow.

Let's hear the truth from now on.

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015