10 definitions by Petey Mik
OMG, it's the cataclysmic event of a lifetime! 12.21.2012 is here! We're all going to die! Bush has learned how to send e-mail, which means he learned to read! OH NO!
*finds shelter*
*finds shelter*
by Petey Mik May 10, 2008
I was bowling with Ron the other day. I got a strike, and he zero-upped me by bowling a strike after I did.
Ron's a zero-upper.
Ron's a zero-upper.
by Petey Mik December 14, 2007
Jesus Christ! This rice is $3.50 a gallon! When I was your age, I could by rice for under a dollar per gallon! Those were the days... I call shenanigans on OREC!
Greedy rice bastards.
Greedy rice bastards.
by Petey Mik May 4, 2008
Awake enough to catch a sexual reference someone makes. If someone makes a corny sex joke, and you don't catch it, and you're kind of sleepy, you'd be what we call "sexually asleep".
Chemistry Teacher: How many balls do you have?
Joey: 2 BIG ONES!
*Students laugh*
Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.
In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".
Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.
Joey: 2 BIG ONES!
*Students laugh*
Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.
In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".
Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.
by Petey Mik April 11, 2008
The ultimate goal of the teen suffering from acne.
However, this is virtually non-existent among the teenage community, as we all happen to get a pimple at the absolute worst time, like the day before school's picture day.
However, this is virtually non-existent among the teenage community, as we all happen to get a pimple at the absolute worst time, like the day before school's picture day.
It took me 3 years to get clear skin, because acne treatment is complete crap.
My dermatologist knows nothing about clear skin.
My dermatologist knows nothing about clear skin.
by Petey Mik February 22, 2008
The new emoticon I came up with like 65 seconds ago.
The 8 is the eyes, and the period is the mouth, giving a blank, or more of a surprised, shocked expression.
The 8 is the eyes, and the period is the mouth, giving a blank, or more of a surprised, shocked expression.
by Petey Mik March 1, 2008
by Petey Mik October 10, 2007