Persephone~'s definitions

Spider Pig

A pig doing an impression of a spider. Can't swing from a web.

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't 'cause he's a pig.

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

Dancefloor

A hilarious song by Maroon. My cousin and I made it up. Inspired by Legos.

Me: You like to poop on my floor!
Anna: Dancefloor
Both: The Dancefloor
Anna: Dancefloor
Both: The Dancefloor

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

LQTM

Laughing quietly to myself.
Sort of like LOL, only more secretly, more I've-got-an-evil-plan-in-mind-here sort of thing.

==In some random chatroom==
Mitchell: Wanna go egg the principal's house tomorrow?
Kelly: Lqtm... **rubs palms together and maniacally laughs**

by Persephone~ October 19, 2009

PIC

Partner In Crime

Erik Destler and Madame Giry,
Superman and Wonder Woman,
Brian and Stewie,
Homer and Bart,
Evey and V,

...Examples of classic PIC's

by Persephone~ August 26, 2009

Jock

What makes up approx. 89% of my school, so I know what I'm talking about when I say Jocks are:

~OBSESSED! with sports

~The masculine version of a slut

~Think I like them (OMG!)

~Think nothing else in the world matters except for sports

~Likes picking up a ho or two on the street

~Usually (but not always) gets poor grades

~Hates all other social cliques (geeks, preps, punks, etc)

Teacher: Today we will learn about meiosis...
Jock: FOOTBALL!
--
Me: I'm trying out for Cora in our school play Nightfallen!
Jock: FOOTBALL!
--
Me: Let me guess, football?
Jock: BASKETBALL!
Me: O_o

by Persephone~ June 3, 2009

Goth

Emo to the next level.

Goth is the opposite of Max & Ruby

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

Mezzo-soprano

What most female singer are. Seriously.
If one is a soprano, they can hit A 5 with no trouble at all.
If one is a full-soprano, they can hit C 5 with no trouble at all.
If one is a contralto, they can hit C2 with no trouble at all.

If you can't hit any of the above notes, you are a mezzo-soprano

by Persephone~ June 5, 2009