Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria's definitions

Hairy Gremlin

1. Accidentally putting your hairy big toe in another guys butthole, therefore getting a little poop under the nail. It is only a Hairy Gremlin if the toe is hairy, otherwise it would be the Hairless Gremlin.

While Nigel and I were mountain biking, he went off a jump and accidentally gave me a Hairy Gremlin. His toe smelled like beef stew for 3 weeks.

by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 8, 2006

Properties

A way to describe a womans physical attributes.

"Damn, that bitch has some nice properties"

by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 22, 2006

Gairy

1. A Gay Fairy, or a shortened version of Hairy Gairy.

"Hey, get your thumb out of there! God, you become such a Gairy around the holidays."

by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 16, 2006

Gairy

1. A Gay Fairy, or a shortened version of Hairy Gairy.

"Hey, get your thumb out of there! God, you become such a Gairy around the holidays."

by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 16, 2006

Hairy Gairy

1. A Hairy Gay Fairy, or a nice thing to say to police officers. Like a Gairy except with a lot more hair...I mean a lot.

"Ok everybody, MANPILE! Last one in is a Hairy Gairy. Tee-hee, hiccup."

"I know I was speeding, but that's because I'm drunk Officer Hairy Gairy."

by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 16, 2006