5 definitions by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria

Properties

A way to describe a womans physical attributes.

"Damn, that bitch has some nice properties"

by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 21, 2006

Hairy Gremlin

1. Accidentally putting your hairy big toe in another guys butthole, therefore getting a little poop under the nail. It is only a Hairy Gremlin if the toe is hairy, otherwise it would be the Hairless Gremlin.

While Nigel and I were mountain biking, he went off a jump and accidentally gave me a Hairy Gremlin. His toe smelled like beef stew for 3 weeks.

by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 8, 2006

Gairy

1. A Gay Fairy, or a shortened version of Hairy Gairy.

"Hey, get your thumb out of there! God, you become such a Gairy around the holidays."

by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 16, 2006

Gairy

1. A Gay Fairy, or a shortened version of Hairy Gairy.

"Hey, get your thumb out of there! God, you become such a Gairy around the holidays."

by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 16, 2006

Hairy Gairy

1. A Hairy Gay Fairy, or a nice thing to say to police officers. Like a Gairy except with a lot more hair...I mean a lot.

"Ok everybody, MANPILE! Last one in is a Hairy Gairy. Tee-hee, hiccup."

"I know I was speeding, but that's because I'm drunk Officer Hairy Gairy."

by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 16, 2006