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Grandma thought she saw a cat clock. Every time the cat walked through the kitchen, Grandma would point at the asshole and say, "I can see what time it is." It was time for her meds, that's what time it was. Gimme the tin foil hat, Grandma!
by Pantaloon January 30, 2008
Get the cat clock mug.Small silver block that characters on detective television shows,all the CSIs, and "House" pull out of their pockets when the writers can't get off the bong long enough to come up with a better plot device. This cube magically give the characters the next surprising clue which allows the story to dangle or move to its surprise ending, depending on how close to the end of the hour it is. See DNA EVIDENCE
Plot direction:
Caruso:I'll see you in hell/jail/syndication.
(reach into pocket for cell phone) Caruso (pause, adjust glasses, or draw back sport coat to get good handle on waist). I'm coming in.
Peripheral Snarky CSI Staffer: Who was that?
Caruso: They found-the murder weapon/killer/a time slot for CSI Des Moines.
Caruso:I'll see you in hell/jail/syndication.
(reach into pocket for cell phone) Caruso (pause, adjust glasses, or draw back sport coat to get good handle on waist). I'm coming in.
Peripheral Snarky CSI Staffer: Who was that?
Caruso: They found-the murder weapon/killer/a time slot for CSI Des Moines.
by Pantaloon January 12, 2008
Get the cell phone mug.A last final emptying of the penile shaft, often resembling grain tumbling off the conveyor, resembles also the introduction to the TV series Land of the Lost, when the humans are tossed over a waterfall with some bad editing.
by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
Get the sleestak mug.The act of shitting in a lunch box instead of making a healthy meal. Frequent occurrence on the Popular American Television show, "The Brady Bunch."
Peter Brady opened up his Scooby Doo Lunch box to the undeniable pungency of Alice's Lunch. He tossed the fetid pile at Buddy Hinton, who was just glad it wasn't a bowl of her famous hershey squirts. Alice was always had a couple of zingers ready, that was for sure.
by Pantaloon January 28, 2008
Get the Alice's Lunch mug.1)When a group of guys get together to watch any TV show or movie, similar to when women's periods sync up. The body produces impressive and voluminous amounts gas to contribute to the overall social harmony with in the group.
2)The seniors' bus ride to & from Atlantic City from the assisted living facility.
2)The seniors' bus ride to & from Atlantic City from the assisted living facility.
1) Jenny tried to watch the game with her husband Jim and his buddies, but their collective group stink had formed an impenetrable force field that drove her out of the home.
2) The bus company pre-screened their drivers for their ability to withstand group stink, but the Nursing home had served dairy that morning. That, coupled with the floral scents of the Henderson sisters, was enough to knock the driver out. They fished the bus from the river two hours later.
2) The bus company pre-screened their drivers for their ability to withstand group stink, but the Nursing home had served dairy that morning. That, coupled with the floral scents of the Henderson sisters, was enough to knock the driver out. They fished the bus from the river two hours later.
by Pantaloon January 17, 2008
Get the group stink mug.To be the first to initiate your step-brothers in a sexual act. In the same manner as Marsha Brady of the Brady bunch did to each of the boys Brady.
Order-
1)Peter(age 12yrs 2 months)(anal 17yr birthday)
2)Bobby (age 10yrs 6 months)(Oral and Anal 15yrs, 4 months)
3)Oliver (age 21yr 10 months)(As seen on the reunion show "A Very Brady Blumpkin).
4)Greg and Mike (Anal only and threesome)25yrs and 52yrs, respectively).
5)Tiger (Oral only, 157 in dog years).
Order-
1)Peter(age 12yrs 2 months)(anal 17yr birthday)
2)Bobby (age 10yrs 6 months)(Oral and Anal 15yrs, 4 months)
3)Oliver (age 21yr 10 months)(As seen on the reunion show "A Very Brady Blumpkin).
4)Greg and Mike (Anal only and threesome)25yrs and 52yrs, respectively).
5)Tiger (Oral only, 157 in dog years).
Carol was willing to 'marsha" Mike and Greg in any entrance but anal, as she feared a very Brady pink sock. She had tried this once with Sam the Butcher, but Alice walked in on them, and he pulled out of the driveway a little faster than she was prepared for. Her mother always told her that pink socks and short skirts do not go well together, and she had earned her patch on that quilt.
by Pantaloon January 28, 2008
Get the Marsha mug.1) Verb meaning to take a golf club and swat at someone's testicles (ala Johnny Carson)
2)The act of holding someone's balls to the forehead in order to concentrate (ala JC's Carnac the magnificent)
3)A means to get a new car advocated by Toyota.
2)The act of holding someone's balls to the forehead in order to concentrate (ala JC's Carnac the magnificent)
3)A means to get a new car advocated by Toyota.
1)I passed out on the floor of my frat house and awoke just before Weber gave me a carson. I fled through the pantry door with my morning wood intact.
2)I wouldn't say I was her fuck buddy per see. Sure, I got off, but I was starting to suspect that she needed to think, and was only waiting till I slept before she carsoned me.
3)That Toyota Prius is looking sweet. What would the total carbon output be if I were to carson my subaru?
2)I wouldn't say I was her fuck buddy per see. Sure, I got off, but I was starting to suspect that she needed to think, and was only waiting till I slept before she carsoned me.
3)That Toyota Prius is looking sweet. What would the total carbon output be if I were to carson my subaru?
by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
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